At burger king
Me: *slams down a burlap sack with a green dollar sign on the front, change jingling inside* yeah gimme a large hash brown with the napkin on the side, doc says I need to watch my protein :)
Cashier: sorry, are fries ok? We don't serve breakfast past 11am
Me: *clenched fist at my side* .... Fine...
Cashier: Ok so that's a large hash brown with fries that'll be $3.22
Me: *I pull out my wallet and pay with my debit card*









