#shit comedy

[madameoconnel86]

August 5th 2025: Mind of Mencia

God...anyone remember this shit? The Comedy Channel *loved* this show, and advertised the shit out of it, despite it being an unfunny, racist slog, full of stolen jokes.

I'm glad he got exposed as a joke thief, and I'm doubly glad he's not in the limelight any more.

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Netflix rn: I dated a trans person I let them near my life, what transphobia

[dreamscrape-navigator]

words of wisdom 1

[dreamscrape-navigator]

You might call your postman Jonas. I call my postman motherfucker. Just kidding, I don’t have a postman.

Adultery accounts for 14% of all the reasons for divorce in the UK.

Source: https://www.howellslegal.co.uk/news/post/What-is-the-Most-Common-Reason-for-Divorce

[xoveractiveimaginationx]

Original pick-up lines

Hey I lift weights and I’m pretty strong, so I could definetley pick you up tonight at 7? Are you related to a lit ciggarette, because you have a hot butt! You remind me of a puppy because you’re fucking adorable and I want you to kiss me. I’m not good at this whole pick-up line thing so do you wanna meet up at 5? I’m not very good at math, but I think me +you=a good fucking time. I get off at 6 and after a long day I’d sure like to go home for a nice slice of you.

[tripwyre]

My Evening

7:23 PM - Wind Walker: so ʍʎp ɟɐbbıʇ 7:23 PM - Wind Walker: ʍʇɟ 7:23 PM - Wind Walker: ʍʇɟ ıs boıub ou 7:24 PM - Trip Wyre: I can't read anything you're saying. 7:24 PM - Wind Walker: NEITHER CAN I WTF IS HAPPENING 7:24 PM - Wind Walker: Oh. 7:24 PM - Wind Walker: wtf. 7:25 PM - Trip Wyre: How 7:25 PM - Trip Wyre: HOW DO YOU DO THESE THINGS 7:25 PM - Wind Walker: I have no clud. 7:25 PM - Wind Walker: clue* 7:25 PM - Wind Walker: I DIDN'T DO THESE THINGS 7:26 PM - Trip Wyre: YOU DID 7:26 PM - Trip Wyre: DO NOT LIE 7:26 PM - Wind Walker: DID NOTT 7:26 PM - Trip Wyre: LYING IS A SIN 7:26 PM - Wind Walker: I DIDN'T 7:26 PM - Trip Wyre: YOU ARE A WTICH 7:26 PM - Wind Walker: I"M NOT 7:26 PM - Trip Wyre: LYING IS A SIN, BOY 7:27 PM - Wind Walker: SAYS THE BORDERLINE ATHIEST 7:27 PM - Trip Wyre: Go to your room. 7:27 PM - Trip Wyre: We aren't arguing about this. 7:27 PM - Wind Walker: I am in my room. 7:27 PM - Trip Wyre: Shit... 7:27 PM - Wind Walker: How about you get out of my room. 7:27 PM - Trip Wyre: Well fine then! 7:27 PM - Trip Wyre: I didn't wanna' be here anyway! 7:28 PM - Wind Walker: Well... 7:28 PM - Wind Walker: Go... 7:28 PM - Trip Wyre: I'm gone! 7:28 PM - Trip Wyre: This is me getting up and slamming the door behind me! 7:28 PM - Trip Wyre: Bye! 7:28 PM - Wind Walker: Bye. 7:28 PM - Wind Walker: ... 7:28 PM - Trip Wyre: The fuck did we just do.