#shit is ass

[thespookyboos]

Me after posting art because I immediately think it's ugly 10 seconds after I post it

[witherfide]

you gotta try proper european bread, its so much better than the shite yall call bread/lh

this is perhaps true and i wouldn’t be surprised if it was.. but i’m pretty convinced bread will always suck to me anyway

[dankiies-world]

Lashes

-Pairing: e-42 Miles x Blk!fem reader

-Warning: A lil bit of cursing.

-Summary: Miles doesn't like them "spiders" on your eyes

I seen a tiktok video on this and thought it was funny.

"Boy stop"

You said for the fifth time trying to keep Miles's hands away from your eyelashes.

"Take them shits ma" Miles said trying to get passed your hands.

After finishing his Prowler business, Miles went home, showered, and thought it was the perfect time to go drop by his girlfriend's house. Once there he let himself in through the window he finds you laying on your bed mindlessly scrolling through your phone.

"Hey boo," you said looking up at him as he makes his way over to you.

"Hey mami," He said as he takes his jacket and shoes off once he got to the side of the bed. Then he crawled on top of you laying his head on your chest resting his eyes.

"Tired?" you ask him noticing how his breathing starts to slow down. After hearing a muffled "mhm" you reach up and start rubbing the back of his neck with one hand while still scrolling with the other.

After sitting there in that position for a good minute, Miles couldn't fully sleep hearing screaming and music coming from your phone that was basically at his ear. Sitting up on his elbows and turning his face towards yours, he finally got a full look at your face and started throwing a fit.

•°°∆°°•

"Miles moveee, I just put these back on" you whine trying to sit up and still swatting his hands away.

"solo dame un segundo bebe" Miles mumbled pushing your body down again and focusing on pulling the lashes off.

He gets a grip on the right one causing you to let out a tiny gasp and stop moving so he don't rip your real lashes off too. Gently he pulls it off then moves to the left eye doing the same.

"There," he said sitting both strips on your nightstand.

Looking back at your face he sees you with the "I know you fuckin lyin" face.

"Why do you keep doing that," you said cutting your eyes at him and pushing your lips in a line.

"Cuz them shits are so ugly mami, stop puttin' them long patas de araña on I like your bare face baby," Miles said rolling his eyes and kissing your lips then laying back down ready to drift off again.

You rolled your eyes slightly smiling "Whatever them things was cute" you mumble going back to rub in the back of his head.

"Yeah okay" you hear Miles sleepily mumble into your chest before you also start heading into Dreamland as well.

This shit was flat-out ass but I really wanted to post something.

[pinkwineprincess]

i wish i was under the same spell and delusion as the swifties who swear up and down that tloasg is a good album

then i could enjoy the new album that i was anticipating

[grimmorcaa]

can bro actually create smth for a change

[nyaacatboy]

i wish everyone who romanticizes high school a very get well soon

[eville]

If I’m not slobbin on some pussy by the end of this summer ima have to return and require a full refund on this lesbian gig cuz ...The yearning? The loneliness? The unending horniness? It’s unacceptable. These weren’t the terms of the agreement.