#shit talks

[forcryingoutlloud]

stole this from twitter but it made me laugh

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

I need the blob opera to do Shit Talks by Sufjan Stevens.

HOoOOlDd mee CLooOsELeEe

HooOlLd mee TAIIIgGTTLEeee

Lest I fall

[nerd6log]

So is that Christmas Party advert for Tesco supposed to be some subtle reference to Julian Fawcett? 😝😅

[qrwik]

gonna use this account like my twitter now ig 🤓

[ultimategaydisaster]

With the holidays coming up and people traveling, pet boarding facilities are about to get absolutely SLAMMED. We're already fully booked for Thanksgiving, and we're about half full for Christmas already - our max capacity is 53, (and that's not taking into account dogs from the same family that share a run) and w hen I was at PetSmart, we called 60 or less dogs a slow day.

So, here's a sign, or reminder, or whatever you wanna call it, to check around your local boarding facilities and see if there's anything they need.

(If you don't or can't donate anything on their list, coffee and people treats are always welcomed.)

Every place will have their own list, but these are some near-universa needsl:

Towels, small and large

Food/water bowls (specifically metal, it's easiest to wash and sanitize)

Blankets.

I cannot stress this enough.

BLANKETS.

A good 80% of our blankets are full of holes or straight up falling apart

And we can't get rid of them

Because if we did we wouldn't have enough

Anyway

Cat litter. We use SO MUCH.

Paper towels

Febreze

[thatdazaikin]

Okay shit but i can't stop thinking about this..

When we get in touch with fire or something hot we say we burned ourselves right? But like aren't we getting cooked. Do we directly get burned without going through the cooking stage?

This has been haunting me for a while okay bear with me.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Couldnt remember the name for neapolitan icecream so I described it as a 3-way 🥴🥴