#shitandshit

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Um hello Negasonic Teenage Warhead is here right now at the mall and I’m just stalking along to be a background character on this fuckin Netflix show she’s currently being recorded in so idk what you’re doing with your day.

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Okay idk what took me so long to make this post, but did anyone else notice that under the floorboard in Blind Al’s house he had a little box labeled “the cure for blindness” which he referenced to in the first movie saying he hid “a bunch of cocaine somewhere under the house right next to the cure for blindness.” but we never quite knew he was fucking serious.

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There’s really no better way to enjoy a slurpee.

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How do you come out of Cablepool: The Movie shipping Colossopool? ...Huh? What do you mean the movie was called Deadpool 2?

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Colossus literally left Wade to die of cancer in the Ice Box and after he came back after having broken out, Colossus was frustrated to hear his voice again, not even slightly thankful or reassured that he escaped, yet by the end of the movie, Wade still let Colossus know how good of a friend he was. Colossus is a self righteous dick and Wade is too good for him.

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// time to see Deadpool 2 again and obsess over Cablepool throughout the entire movie

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Comment on this post if you’re a marvel related RP blog that follows me and I don’t follow back. Recently I’ve been followed by loads of personal blogs (which I love, they’re like my personal fan club and I’m honored) so I cant really keep track of who’s a RP blog and who’s just admiring me from the shadows.

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Not to sound shallow but if you hate Deadpool you have no sense of humor and please stay at least thirty six feet away from me at all times.