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Getting high and texting bae

shit i do like:

- creepin - following shit tons of queers - sleepin in my huge bed - on the floor - in my safe space - with my bear - and my chicken - being in coffee shops and drinking super sweet espresso drinks - art supply stores - petting doges - singing really loud in my car - paper fresh out of the printer {mmmm warm} - disney movies - pizza {vegan cheese please} - knowing little shitty facts that might make me seem like an asshole to other people but really I'm just fucking five years old like it's not that I'm trying to know more than you I'm just trying to keep my hope in the world alive by learning things I think are fascinating - cussing a lot {yeah I know I have a filthy mouth, but I really don't believe it's a sign of your level of intelligence. jesus fucking christ, they're just words. and seriously it's not because I don't know other words, like I know words that are worth three whole dollars, but probably the word 'superfluous' is less appropriate than 'fuck' in most situations because a.) I would look like a giant asshole, b.) we'd be sitting around all fucking day if I chose a word like 'superfluous' every fucking time I wanted to describe something, and c.) fuck is just a really great, multipurpose word, okay?} - thinking about writing an autobiography that I'll never get around to - meditating has become one of my new favorites, and I'm sure I don't do it like you do, but hey it works - the D - and all the other parts, because hey let's face it I like it all - geekin out about architecture - and type - oooooooooohhhh typppeeeeee - being allowed to not be sure about who I am yet, because every morning I wake up and I realize something else that's been forced on me my whole life and I think the next few months are really going to be great and I'm going to get real comfy {depending, I mean I could die because school and everything, but whatever, who cares} - "getting my lesbian on" as Lane would say {using power tools, moving people, generally being really helpful and strong} - sometimes being comfortable saying "femme" - taking care of other people - OH MY GOD WHEN PEOPLE SAY THANK YOU IT IS LIKE THE BEST SHIT EVER - doing whatever the fuck I want on the daily - not letting anyone hold anything over my head anymore {no time for that shit} - being the most successful person in my family {but somehow always needing help spelling words with double letters, like successful}

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