#shitjokes

[bekobler]

When someone starts whistling a bird call and birds start coming to them it it because the birds realize the only reason that a human could make such noises is if they swallowed a bird, so all the birds approach, some to mourn their brethren and some to plan a rescue mission. Better shut ur mouth, or the bravest bird will dive bomb deep throat you.

[tonestruckinstories]

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[thevitalstats]

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[mellyhatchet]

And she? he? it? 🤔🤔🤔 SHeIt 😂 So SHeIt 💩 couldn't even be included in Mother's Day either. So SHeIt got shit out of luck! 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣😂😎 #toofunny #funnyshit 💩😂😂😂 #iseewhatyoudidthere #shitjokes #brucejenner #laughorGTFO #laughordie #toofuckingfunny #memes #funnymemes #HappyFathersDay #FathersDay

[thatgirlwearingallblack-blog]

Bruh😂

[ponchobyrne]

What really happened with Seth Rollins knee #SethRollins #wwe #WWEVines #shitjokes

[tarlyra]

What is my life...?

sitting here like maybe i'll post something funny, then realising that my first joke was about a snowman melting into a dog and that it's all gone down from there

[instagrammatic]

"That awkward moment you think you see blood in your stool and remember that you just had beet soup for dinner."

My 60 year-old self, visiting me in spirit, this morning in my 30s.