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Wait...TVs didn’t always have remote controls? How did you people live?
I don't know but I feel like it’s less frustrating than only having one button to change the channel and if you accidently passed your channel you had to go back through all of them to get back.
This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.
You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands
I wish to keep my pesto and pickled onion flavour crisps too, Captain!
Where did you even find those?
I’ve seen cheeseburger flavor chips before. They’re not bad
The deep dish pizza chips are weird, though
If I want pizza flavored chips, I’ll go with Pringles
…pringles aren’t potato chips?
Pringles are a superior subsection of potato chips. They don’t charge you for air.
Deep dish pizza flavor should be the same as normal pizza. The ingredients are essentially the same.
You know your life is weird when you’ve literally said “Oh by the way, I’ve kinda been adopted by an Italian mafia family. So there’s that.”
I think it would be easier to list the people who haven't adopted you.
Ugh…
Where am I?
My head feels like I got hit by Leviathan…
Is anyone there?
(OOC @meme-intern-of-shield @memecaptainsteverogers you two are the first ones I can think of.)
…I guess I’m cancelling my date night.
I guess so. Uh, Weaver, Protectorate ID 005783, M/S Alpha-seven-Whiskey-nine-nine. Is SHIELD a sub-division of the PRT? I thought I learned all of those.
What is a PRT?
*sighs*
We’ve got another one guys.
Hi Taylor, I’m Everett. You’re probably from another dimension.
(mun really wants to make an account for Veranke/Talos’ daughter someone stop her)
For minor crimes we should sentence people to Going To The Zoo On A Saturday With Small Children.
Yes, make them be fieldtrip chaperones.
I think Rumrollins could help us set it up with Jay’s class.
Just took the baby to see The Lion King.
About halfway thru, he started crying.
This is a kid who's seen it well over 20 times. (It's his favorite and the only one he'll sit still for) And he didn't do the screaming crying that disrupts everything. No. He curled up against my chest, tears just running, all sad and pouty and damn near depressed. Broke my heart. I think we both discovered the meaning of "sweet torture".
Update: Baby's asleep.
I'm gonna go hunting.
These chains will work perfectly
Bad Brock! No murder today.
*pulls out spray bottle*
God fucking damn it. For once in my life could I PLEASE be put in jeans that don’t have tears or runs.
Oh, I know, right!?
It’s even almost impossible to buy jeans that AREN’T ripped.
Maybe I could sell all my torn up ones for a higher price and call it fashion?
Considering the amount of times some of those pair have been through a fight with a weevil or other alien, explosions, or any time I’ve been dragged, I’d say I deserve a few extra quid for the trouble.
Right?! I've seriously never gotten that "fashion"
Somehow unripped jeans are less expensive than "fashionable" ripped jeans?
See this is why I have a personal tailor. I just pay them.
This is why I don’t wear anything but suits.
also because i always get comments on my ass in jeans
Suits are hot as hell. No matter the climate, you always sweat. How can you do it?
My office is air conditioned and I’m willing to suffer.
God fucking damn it. For once in my life could I PLEASE be put in jeans that don’t have tears or runs.
Oh, I know, right!?
It’s even almost impossible to buy jeans that AREN’T ripped.
Maybe I could sell all my torn up ones for a higher price and call it fashion?
Considering the amount of times some of those pair have been through a fight with a weevil or other alien, explosions, or any time I’ve been dragged, I’d say I deserve a few extra quid for the trouble.
Right?! I've seriously never gotten that "fashion"
Somehow unripped jeans are less expensive than "fashionable" ripped jeans?
See this is why I have a personal tailor. I just pay them.
This is why I don’t wear anything but suits.
also because i always get comments on my ass in jeans
I love explosives.
...okay what's the story here
Why does there need to be a story? Can't I just say something out of the blue with no background or reference without there being a story?
What if there is no story??? What will you do then?
well you're awfully defensive
shrug just sounded like a random statement like that would have a story. But definitely continue to expound on the greatness of explosives. ;D
Defensive? Me?! No. Never. I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay there is definitely a story here. Spill it.
Just go ahead and tell us, Brock. We wont get mad.
yes we absolutely will
This fourth of july, remember that fireworks are dangerous and terrifying and just play solitaire instead.
But explosions are FUN
Not when you’re in them they aren’t.
Cloud stretches out in perfect imitation of her pet, Brock, when he tries to entice his mate. She is liking her new home with her new siblings but finds her pet humans to be odd
That’s because they are weird, little talking kitty.
Tilts her head and chrrps at the stranger. Her tail swishes behind her. Sniffs him inquisitively.
Panics
Help
Smirks
What's a matter Ross? Afraid of cats?
Hey, at least it's not Cricket, you'd actually have a reason to be afraid of her.
Cricket might eat you. Might not. Cloud seems to be a total pushover.
How Dare You!
It’s a
Healthy Respect
Besides this ones only been around for five seconds. There could still me a squid monster in there.
Cloud stretches out in perfect imitation of her pet, Brock, when he tries to entice his mate. She is liking her new home with her new siblings but finds her pet humans to be odd
That’s because they are weird, little talking kitty.
Tilts her head and chrrps at the stranger. Her tail swishes behind her. Sniffs him inquisitively.
Panics
Help
Cloud stretches out in perfect imitation of her pet, Brock, when he tries to entice his mate. She is liking her new home with her new siblings but finds her pet humans to be odd
That’s because they are weird, little talking kitty.
Cozy sweaters are never out of season
Even if it’s 90 degrees outside shut up
*sweats at the idea of letting anything woolly touch me rn*
You’re killing me Smalls
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
Every time I do this I get something that’s totally on the nose that feels too close to home and this time I got “undead orally fixated bi” like excuse you, how dare you call me out like this, in my own home.
I am a DC Comics Stately Homo of England
…I dare anyone to top that
NASA Cowboy.
“Ninja detective”….ummm
Amphibious Elder Gay
Um... do I get points for being old?