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i just saw someone talking about how none of the people trying to get valko back are actually fans of the game because we have valko icons and are talking about valko. i have level 155 affinity with caleb, btw. 🤣

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i thought about valko calling petra sunshine for a second and i needed to sit down. (i was already sitting down.) these two have me in their fucking clutches. another mushy headcanon that i have for them is that they have those long distance touch lamps. petra has a moon, while valko has a sun. whenever he touches his lamp, her moon glows silver, and when she touches hers, his sun warms up the room. it. is just. so fucking cute. they are so fucking cute. i am. a mess.

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me? neglect any opportunity to yap about petra? absolutely not! i hope you enjoy these little tidbits of information about her while we're in the valko waiting room.

petra moon, 32, deepspace hunter.

stands at a less-than-impressive 5'2 and has a wildly different body type than what we're given in-game. (if you want to see how i imagine her, check out her pinboard! there's tons of petra x valko goodies in there, too, as well as her general aesthetic.)

birthday: november 29th, making her a sagittarius, and she's very much a fire sign to a t.

despite that, she's an infp. her extroversion only comes out when she's around people she loves and feels safe around, though even that falters when she's low on energy.

looooves to read and has a massive collection of books on various topics that have interested her over the years. some of them are dustier than others, but she's always down to pick up a new one -- and a new interest.

right now? her main interest is puzzles. not just jigsaw puzzles, but less common desk puzzles. rubix cubes. puzzle boxes of various kinds. they're absolutely scattered around her apartment, though some of them have wandered onto the desk of a certain chairman.

really enjoys art, though she has an admittedly rocky relationship with it herself. loves looking at it, admiring it, attempting to make it. specializes in charcoal because she struggles with color theory.

her relationship with the other LIs is... hm. rocky. she straight up doesn't like rafayel because he's constantly wasting her time, but the others, she kind of tolerates. likes, but holds at arm's length. that kind of thing. valko is genuinely one of the only men in her life who she feels completely safe with.

i think it's hilarious that her relationship with rafayel is so awful because she loves the beach, too. she loves to swim. that isn't all, though! she loves being active and having fun outdoors. she goes on hikes and has a tricked out bike that she rides all of the time.

her love languages are acts of service and physical touch.

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apropos of no recent event in particular it does seem important to some people that if a woman makes choices they deem wrong like ~focusing on her career~ and ~not getting married at 19 years old~ said woman is supposed to be punished for it by not being successful and happy and maybe possibly even getting married when they're older and having kids later. except women do that all the time sorry bout it

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Sharing this bc it's knowledge anyone who wears women's jeans needs to know: I bought a pair of jeans from the great* and the front pockets are MASSIVE. I have long arms and I can fit my entire hand and part of my forearm in (you know. the way men can on all their jeans because they have this completely unremarkable feature of pockets that exist and are functional on all their clothes). My entire phone fit, along with keys and my zip wallet.

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as a note to everyone who's followed me today: i'm so sorry to be annoyingggg, but i've decided to make a full blog rather than a sideblog so i can live on my dash rather than just in the tags for lads content. i'll keep you updated!

[onceuponawhine]

why did thomas even write a concurrence in BPJ. there's literally nothing he adds here. just wanted to make extra sure people knew he was on the record opposing trans people, I guess

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it also gives the game away that people think the correct generational ties to citizenship are juuuuust exactly how long their own families have been here.