#shitpoost

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[error-dark]

Made this at 6am. Thought it'd be super funny if this actually happens in the lore at some point.

[josiecarioca]

Severus: So when is it?

Eloise: When is what?

Severus: This year's Pride. You're going to the Edinburgh one, no?

Eloise: Yeah, but why you're asking?

Severus: I'm going, obviously.

Eloise: Really? *trying to control the urge to go 'aaaaw'* You don't have to, I mean mam and Soren are going , and you hate crowds and noise...

Severus: So? Is not like I'm contractually obligated to stand right in the middle of crowd wearing a neon pink "I love my lesbian daughter" t-shirt. Unless you absolutely want me to. *shrugs*

Soren: If you want I can get you a rainbow "My son looks fabulous in heels" t-shirt.

Severus: ...

Eloise: ...

Soren: What, you don't have to be gay to look fabulous in heels.*shrugs*

[gaynoctgar]

Prompto: I wonder if I'll ever be able to snap the perfect shot.

Noct: You've got the perfect subject right here.

Prompto:

[squidbroom]

international house of bitches

[error-dark]

Has someone done this yet?

Zemo: James?

Bucky: Yeah?

Zemo: Where is my Baron Suit?

Bucky: What?

Zemo: Where is my Baron Suit?!

Bucky: I uh put it away!

Zemo: Where?!

Bucky: Why do you need to know?

Zemo: I need it!

Bucky: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing your Sokovian shenanigans! We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Zemo: Sokovia is in danger!

Bucky: MY evening's in danger!!

Zemo: You tell me where my suit is, James! We are talking about the greater good!

Bucky: "Greater good"?? Bitch, I am your husband! I'M the greatest good you are ever gonna get!!!

[katesattic]

Ad on YouTube: Aren’t you tired of being nice?

me: Don’t you want to go apeshit?

[blobfishious]

me when blueberry