heyo

i’m blob. any pronouns. i do the art sometimes. requests open, commissions open. https://ko-fi.com/blobfishious

[blobfishious]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!!!

this time divided into simple, complex, and all the bits! examples of each will be under the cut. Paypal is the preferred payment method.

Simple

More complex

ALL THE BITS!

Each additional character is 50% the base price, and price varies based on complexity.

[blobfishious]

Microsoft is building a data center in my hometown

[depsidase]

[stahsm]

“Cleaning the House” painting by Sally Welchman.

[victusinveritas]

[grox]

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

[aflo]

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

[hollis-art]

on my mind...

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[mtfoss]

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[byjove]

I hate the misogynistic stereotype of women always financially destroying innocent men in the divorce when it is often the compete opposite.

[whatonearthisgoingon]

90% of stereotypes against women are actually realistic things for men.

"Women are bad drivers" men are such bad drivers statistically, that car insurance rates are more expensive for men than women, because they are more likely to get in an accident.

"Women talk more than men" multiple studies of classroom and work spaces with even amounts of men and women present, record men speak on average 60-80% of the time. And when studying how much people speak throughout the day, no difference was found between female and male speakers, but rather personality (introvert/extrovert) was the strongest indicator.

"Women get custody in court easier than men" In the 4% of divorce cases (in america) where men demand full custody of their kids, 90% of them win full or majority custody. Women just ask for custody more, and men don't give a fuck more often.

These are just the 3 from the top of my head, but yeah. Bleh stereotypes.

[danijel-ditto]

beaten up classic

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[fnordseer5]

fire is the oldest medium, when you think about it

[maykitz]

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[oyasumi-pivko]

happy pride month