#shitpost obviously

[chosenmonarch]

🗣️ “Show me whatcha got, thrusters.”

Send me 🗣️ for incorrect quotes of your muse and mine ___

SS: You wanna know something? Rodimus: Yeah? SS: My heels are bigger than Megatron's dick. Rodimus: -spits out drink-

[accruedcpa]

My favorite NBA team, the Brooklyn нets

[accruedcpa]

bad game idea #1

assassination game

except all the missions are just replays of how famous assassinations in history was done

Mission 1963: Shoot JFK.

[samusmaximus]

future war machines footages imagery leaked captured from Americas current enemy, they're calling it zanny and it can blow up tank in two shots stay safe patriots

[accruedcpa]

you'd think the bene gesserit with all their science-y ways make mpreg possible and have either Fade or Paul carry the kwizats haderach.

[redeadepression]

Guys help! I was trying to annoy my brother and I accidentally fell on my terminally ill Dad! He won’t get up WHAT DO I DO?

[umbra-domitor]

I relate to the song Venus in furs on a spiritual level because

I am tired

I am weary

I too could sleep for a thousand years

Also I want a fur-covered werewolf woman to dominate the shit out of me is that NOT what the song is about

[umbra-domitor]

If it was 2003 and your femslash ship didn’t have an animated music video set to a t.A.T.u. song was it even valid