#shitpost rant

[soldmygenderforglitter]

Being someone who now selfships with Starscream when they used to have a crush on Bumblebee as a kid is so funny to me. Like wdym you lost me to the backstabbing sic of the decepticons?! How are you a green flag and lose me to a waving red flag?!

[journal-of-janus]

I am so pissed. There's no Rainbow Magic Fairy named Janus. They have one for my given name, but no Janus. This is fucking killing me. I can feel my eight year old self screaming at me for not having a fairy. How is there no Janus fairy, Janus is a pretty common name, why are the Januses being deprived of a fairy. This is fucking bullshit.

[caffeinatedspitegod]

rant

ok you know what green day? fuck you. billie joe armstrong you are a fucking liar. you very much do not walk alone. your shadow is in fact not the only one who walks beside you. YOUR WHOLE FUCKING BAND IS THERE! I CAN SEE THEM! I CAN SEE THEM VERY MUCH WALKING WITH YOU!

[roze-the-false-messiah]

A shitpost rant

When it comes to the gaming subs on Reddit it’s an eco-chamber that is susceptible to rot and insanity after a certain amount of time. A famous example is the Batman Arkham sub. But that is tame compared to what I saw.

So basically yesterday I heard about the Half-Life community wanting to have beef with the Megaman community after Dual Override was announced. So I took a peek into the subreddit.

It looks like some poor ignorant soul or just a plain idiot had somehow gotten their hands on the Necronomicon and released the damn Deadites onto the community. If I dare to try to read the Zalgo-infused hieroglyphic gibberish titles, I might as well summon the old ones.

Now they are just back to injecting hopium like nothing happened. I won't be surprised if they try to use Megaman as a sacrifice.

I'm going back to stasis.

[vteap]

Ok i started reading and watching Bungou Stray Dogs and for the longest time i legit thought that Dazai was the main character not Atsushi. Every content ive seen and even an ex friend i had NEVER talked about Atsushi. I heard his name every now and then but never thought he was the MC! How the hell does the main get outshined by Dazai?!

Dont get me wrong great character I understand the hype around him but come onnnnn. Not even Izuku gets this treatment AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING because some people HATE MHA

If someone in the fandom/has read or watched it for a while can explain why its like this I will say i am only on volume two and episode 10 of season one so things may change. But i really just wanna know how the MC got overshadowed by the side characters

[rollndie]

I know he only did it like once but Cole can draw and he's fucking amazing at it and we don't talk about it enough

[blind0raven]

Warning: I am so so so sorry to all my followers cause yes it is a rant about the Disney movie "Wish" :) I am like years years late on this fucking mess but I was waiting for it to be on Disney plus to finally witness it with my own eyes how awful this movie is despite the many reviews saying so

Sooo... I finally saw Disney's movie "Wish" :)...

I hate it, I hate it SO MUCH, I hate this soulless no identity piece of shit that can't even be a product for the 100th years celebration as well :)

The story is trash

The dialogue is trash

The pacing makes no sense and just awful

The COLOR PALETTE feels like it should have been switched or better implimented

And I have watched and heard reviews about the movie and how bad and lackluster it is, and now I can understand why...

I watched this piece of shit with a friend, and we both hate it. I don't even know where to start...

I think where I can start is just... the actual ending scene of the grandpa playing "When you wish upon a star" that leads into the Disney Castle scene? That should have been THE BEGINNING of this movie, with him starting off and narrating the beginning of the movie before it leads to the actual events and such.

Sticking to basically the song still, I know or remember that this movie was suppose to be like the origin of the song? or the act of wishing upon a star??? The movie didn't even do it well either!

The implications of wishing on a star and not entirely relying on that star to do all the work should have been more implemented. Basically since the people of the kingdom give their wishes to King Magnifico, and rely on HIM to grant their wishes when they could do it themselves. It just feels like a cult, relying on Magnifico and just settling to not have the drive to make your own dreams work and just accepting that "oh well maybe another day" without doing the work!

THIS ISN'T ENTIRELY NEW!!! THIS WAS BETTER DONE IN PRINCESS AND THE FROG!!!!

And touching upon the reliance, the dependency and complete trust of King Magnifico that they don't question what he is doing. It would make sense to the adults in the kingdom and those who already gave their wishes cause well...

Life in the kingdom is happy and well, their lives are already great. Why should they want more???

But to the young ones, people like Asha who still HAVE their wish. They're full of hope and determinations, they still have that want, that desire, that life in them to want to pursue more than they already have!

Someone already probably made this statement, but still. That could have been it!!!

And it could have been what King Magnifico takes away when he takes a person's wish! Their dream, their hope, their drive to explore! If King Magnifico has the people's absolute trust and dependency, he has absolute control over everyone, taking away their dream squashes any chance that someone will break away and lead to a revolution if they discover he's lying to them.

Also just... make it better shown who still has their wishes and who doesn't!!!

Just slight alterations

Those who still have their wishes are fine: their colors are still bright, they're more lively and energetic

Those who have already gave their wishes to the king: their colors are a bit pale or duller, not too much but still, also have a slight drowsy appearance. Help emphasize that these people are empty, they're missing something but not entirely

Those who's wishes are entirely destroyed: Dull, and hopeless. Darker than those who gave their wishes away, as they believe themselves to have no hope

Instead of telling us, the slight implementation that something is off!!! LIKE THAT EPISODE OF MLP FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC OF STARLIGHT'S CULT VILLAGE OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED IT!!!!

But not too much that its worrying, this is why the kingdom's blue palette plays in to help hide it!

This is my main problem, I still have others but this is already too long that I'll just list em off

The Queen should have been evil as well, we should have had our lovey evil couple that was in the concepts

Star boy! I will not forgive that we have been robbed of a romance between the Star boy and Asha either DISNEY!!!!

Fuck off with all those 7 friends, cut it down to maybe 3 (preferably the Glasses girl, the short Grumpy one, and the big eepy boy. I know they have names but FUCK THEM HAVING 7 PEOPLE)

The goat should not have talked, that's it

More show of the star's magic instead of JUST MAKING ANIMALS TALK!!! GIVE US MORE MAGIC SHOWCASE OH MY GOD!!!

Make King Magnifico more unhinged at the end since he's losing control, let him go full evil instead of what the fuck they did

Asha would have been better written as possibly Magnifico and Amaya's daughter, the evil couple who loves control are training their daughter to be like them and succeed since Asha pretty much is selfish since she wants to be Magnifico's assistant only for her own benefit

FUCK. OFF. WITH THE PREVIOUS DISNEY MOVIE EASTER EGGS WITH HOW THEY ARE DONE IN THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD.

ALSO FUCK OFF WITH HOW THEY SHOWCASE PREVIOUS DISNEY MOVIES AT THE END CREDITS THAT IS NOT WHAT SHOULD BE SHOWCASED THERE

TOO. MUCH. SINGING If I am saying this for a Disney Movie then it is bad. THERE IS TOO. MUCH. SINGING AND MUSIC HAPPENING IN THIS MOVIE

And lastly imma end with this. I agree with my friend

King Magnifico is a dumb name, he choose a better name for him that works best

El Magnifico and Majestic King Marcelino!