#shitpost rp

[toneinaflat]

new microgame; ashley's sinister potion

[no-less-than-a-lambgod]

"Sighhhh... I miss my babygirl."

[ask-theredcrown]

@he-ofhavoc

You blep. I saw it with my now-removed eye. I have a picture.

*Leshy has the fattest grin on his face. you aint getting that picture.

"Why would I trust a blind guy to tell me that I blep?"

[honey-is-home]

who want Kiss

[maggie-would-beg-to-differ]

Break up

Based on this post by @hpconversations

Ron by the lovely @pans-parkinson

[kinkylilfxckers]

@jacksonoflucifer with Xapham

" I'm so excited! It's been so long since I've gotten to blow anyone! " the young angel exclaimed. She wiggled her shoulders playfully before leaning in and....actually blowing on Jack's cheek.

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

So I'm in a Dr shitpost roleplay server with my friends, and this happened. Context: my friend who was roleplaying as Leon wrote a fic where he was shipped with the batter. Nilla, my OC, is joked about being the batters daughter.

Nilla: who the are you

Leon: your stepdad

Nilla: excuse me what

Leon: I fucked your dad

Nilla: and who is he

Leon: the batter

Nilla: did [my friends OC] put you up to this?!

Leon: no he told me himself

Nilla: let's never, ever talk about this again

[memequeenpeggycarter]

Reminder: SHIELD protocol SP-01-L3R is in place for the next three weeks.

Failure to adhere to procedure will result in disciplinary action.