#shitpost tw

[luthcrandsupcr-a]

what a wonderful day to remember that conner has two dads and you can’t take that away from me or him. bye 

[gnatmanandthewasp-blog]

i feel like i woke up in the middle of the night and wandered into the living room where my parents are living their adult lives and watching tv but i’m confused because i can’t believe the world doesn’t revolve around me n that’s what the night dash is like for me

[wholemonsternut]

me: *gets 5 jars of pasta sauce*

[rosewrists]

erik: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH RAOUL YESTERDAY

christine: ERIK IT’S nOT WHAT YOU THINK

erik, stringing raoul up in a lasso: I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

[fondofbirds-moved-blog]

BEHIND THE PRESIDENT: A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE LIVES OF WASHINGTON’S STAFF

THIS EPISODE: ALEXANDER HAMILTON - HOME LIFE

momliza : we’re a really loving family--

john ( church ) : FUCK YOU ELIZA

eliza : KISS MY ASS JOHN

momliza : we function really well as a familial unit and as people---

AJ : I accidentally sent a girl I like a middle finger emoji and she hasn’t replied I think she might hate me now what do I do

philip : im gonna do it.... im gonna shoot eacker

baby pip : -throws up because someone gave him a whole jar of peanut butter which he promptly ate all of-

angie : TURN OFF THE TV I'M TRYING TO WRITE A SONG TRASHING THE GUY WHO SPILT COFFEE ON ME THAT ONE TIME

jamie : I lost my keys on the subway and now I’m terrified someone might break in and take my playbill collection

william : I swear to god almighty if you turn the tv off I will throw my yoghurt on you and everything you love

momliza : and their father loves them very much

-silence-

jamie : I think dad may have died in his office

[vengeancereborn-blog]

describe your muse in one image, no one asked me

[rosewrists]

harry potter au where snape is replaced with miss trunchbull as portrayed by pam ferris in matilda (1996)

[wholemonsternut]

from a scale of David to Bryce, how attractive are you?