#shitposting today

[lnkedmyheart]

But what if, Chuuya was all, "I have selected my gender, I wanna be a dude". And Dazai is like "cool, lets date". And then Chuuya is like "okay but you gotta become a girl for that cause dudes date girls". And dazai is like, "no? We can just date whoever" And Chuuya is like "for real?? Okay cool cause I thought i had to pick one" and then dazai is like "but i will still wear that dress" and then chuuya is like "cool" and then dazai is like "cool" and then-

[redstreetsahead]

Hear me out. Raven's hood casting a shadow over eyes that obviously aren't human, an arrogant scowl etched onto Damian's lips, the ticket taker is practically cowering in fear as they walk up to him.

"Two tickets to barbie please"

[lukasthinkss]

my hair is SO soft why is it not being pulled rn

[vesperdae]

something something cinematic parallels

[influencerpippin]

no. you know what? fuck you. *unmisties your mountains*

[karcutie]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Look, Taylor Swift has returned to the prairies. Nature is healing, we are the virus. 🙏😌

[octopathtravelersreact]

Everyone as memes. (Or vines)

Ohh good ol’ vines

Ophilia: “i want a church girl that go to church, and rEEEEad her bIIble”

Cyrus: “is there anything better than pussy? …yes, a really good book”

Tressa: “do it for the vine” “i ain’t gon do it”

Olberic: “whAT ARE THOOOSE” “they are my crocs”

Primrose: “we in this bitch, finna get cronked, eyebrows on fleek, tf”

Alfyn: “mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick”

Therion: “goo suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick-”

H’aanit: “look at all those tchickens”