#shitty cgi

[ceolona]

Im dyin here 😂😂💀

I did watch RoP S1E3. I’m done, no further commentary, but…

Something about the wargs seemed off. I couldn’t figure it out. Then, i found it it online: they are Chihuahua-wargs. Chihuawargs!

…with a splash of Sonic the Hedgehog!

A hashtag that NEEDS to trend: #chihuawarg

[silveragelovechild]

Kro the Deviant is (one of) the villains in the upcoming MCU “Eternals” movie. He looks as if he was created entirely in the computer - CGI.

I wonder how producers/directors decide when to create a character via CGI versus practical makeup. For instance, the Fawn in “Pan's Labyrinth” and the Gill Man in “The Shape of Water” were largely makeup effects and looked pretty good. Paul Bettany as the Vision looked like makeup (I think augmented by CGI) and he looked good. Where as Thanos’ henchmen (Ebony Maw) were CGI and didn’t look remotely real.

I recently saw parts of “Green Lantern” and the villain Parallax looked like shit. Kro falls more in the “looks like shit” category than the others.

[dark-psychic-force]

So I just got done watching “The Little Panda Fighter”

This was... god awful in so many ways. Despite this, it felt nice to watch a bad movie after quite some time.

Here are the highlights (aka Cursed Images):

[shithorrormonsters]

Survival Island (2002)

Plot: After the end of Sunnydale, Xander finally decides to go on that vacation he had been promising himself but poor Xander falls into a WACKY situation where a Pinana monster lurks around the island. 

^^^^^ This movie has three different titles. The original is Demon Island, Pinata and finally Pinata: Survival island. Clearly the last title would grip the viewers in Fear.

^^^ Bunch of horny adults teens make out. Of course, they do not see the red glowing glowing pinata on vine rope. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  There is a fifteen minute explanation on how the natives built this clay pinata to trap the soul of a demon in it. Clearly it backfires for it can do what ever it wants. Like kill people.

^^^^ This animation is powered by the Play Station One console. Although, I am impressed on how the demon does knock the water away in this scene.

^^^^ You will see this through the entire movie, extreme close ups of the monster running around. I believe they are doing this so they avoid the fact that this movie is NOT SCARY!

^^^ It throws a bit of stick that comes back but it is not a boomerang, why? Because that is racist!

^^^ It is irritated that it found out it’s rating on IMDB.

^^^^Another pointless scene where the creature drags it victim off screen into the tent. I guess some people are just camera shy.

^^^^ I am really struggling on jokes here, this movie is just utter shit, it is like some one gave the animated from Stingers (check previous bog posts) a higher budget of a dollar fifty and told him to make the most unforgettable piece of shit pinata monster.

[apinchofsanity]

Finally got around to watching the second episode of She Hulk and.... wh...why does she have a such a massive thigh gap in that after credits scene?? Is.. is the concept of a woman’s thigh flesh touching when she stands or walks so grotesque to Disney that they’ve literally just took chunks out of her thighs? 

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

[supremeninja47-blog]

Watching 2016 Berserk instead of reading the manga