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[rkvc]

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[lenoxreign]

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[the-neighbourhood-failure]

Teachers Also Piss Me Off

You ever have that one teacher that is just so shitty it pains you? Well dear old Yamashita or Yamashitty as we called her, was one of those.

She was absolute trash at life and it just made me soooo pissed off. She’d been teaching at my school for well over ten years and was just terrible at everything. Her crimes include:

-putting a paper bag over a students head

-giving 2 hour speeches about how you need to put up your chairs and respect your environment (I no kid you, that shit took up two periods of 50 minutes each and she still wasn’t done but it was lunch)

-having anti-bully policy and proceeding to bully us

-accusing us of bullying her because she was our art teacher and we didn’t try in art

-making students cry because she thought they were disorganized so she dumped their desks in front of everyone

-getting a student in trouble and accusing them of bullying and starting rumors because she told her parents what happened in class that day

[the-neighbourhood-failure]

Stupid People Piss Me Off

So we were working on a painting for our play’s backdrop right. And this little shit walks up to me (cuz I was the leader and was in charge of shit) and has the most confused face on. “How do you make dark blue paint? I can’t find any in the store room” they ask. I kid you not they were serious.

[wolveswithtea]

SO I GOT MY MOM TO WATCH SUPERNATURAL AND I WENT UP STAIRS TO TAKE A SHOWER AN SHE YELLS UP"NO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS SCARY SHIT" AND I SAID "I'LL ONLY BE LIKE 20 MIN" WELL WHEN I WENT BACK DOWN STAIRS SHE HAD A THING OF SALT ANF A SILVER KNIFE. I FUCKING BUSTED A GUT LAUGHING. I SHIT YOU NOT. MY MOM IS INTO SUPERNATURAL NOW.

[dalyfaaace-blog]

there is a street in cork city called "dyke parade"

[camiloisawake-blog-blog]

Prof. Horace B. Shits, Ph.D

There exists in this world a Burn Notice movie. Goodnight everybody.