Meet Lady Helen Port-Huntley, your typical eccentric neighbor who considers herself the grand matriarch. I can’t even describe her clothes beyond telling you that glitter is her mantra. As we all know, glitter is the herpes of the craft world (because you can never get rid of it), but hopefully she won’t be trailing any in the gallery. She does promise to behave. Sorta. Painting in background by @artist_catalinasalinas - it goes well with her ensemble, n’est pas? @shmoma - tell security to keep an eye out for this one. #shmoma #fabulouspaintings #eccentricladies #glitter #strangeneighbors #overthetop #ridiculousness #blueaesthetic #shiny #sparkly #glitterpants #tiaras #sassyladies #cocktailsanddreams #matriarch #bossylady #glitterhair #tutu #shelikesblue #rhinestones #overthetop #bigpersonality #cocktailrings https://www.instagram.com/p/CQoamUIrxpw/?utm_medium=tumblr