#shockodiles

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Starch Radness 9, Round 1, Poll 1/16

Which group do you prefer?

Burnhounds

Shockodiles

Voting ended onMar 6

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my friend got extra credit on his latin exam for suggesting shockadiles for his review team name

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Art by @sugarfreefox

We will be holding a Paranatural Trivia Game on tumblr on Saturday, December 21 at noon (12:00PM) Central time! We’ll make another post with the official rules soon.

If you want to play, and you know ahead of time that you are available to participate at this time, please send us an ask telling us whether you want to be on Team Burnhounds, Team Shockodiles, or don’t have a preference. This helps us even teams out.

If you don’t know if you can make it, but would still like to play, no worries! We don’t expect most people to know ahead of time if they can play. Just come online then if you have time and have some fun!

-Mod Ani

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Burnhounds vs. Shockodiles Trivia Game!

A Paranatural trivia game will begin at 5:00PM Central Time (in two hours). You DO NOT need to follow us to participate! Here’s how it’ll work! 1) Choose your team! Every time you answer a question, you MUST have your team name in your answer, or else we can’t give your team the points! 2) There will be 10 questions plus a bonus question. For the first 8 questions, I will give everyone five minutes to respond. No answers will be counted after that time period. The last two questions have a ten minute time period to respond. The bonus question will be whoever answers first. 3) To answer, you must choose one of the following options:     Make a text post mentioning us, the question number, questions answer, and your team     Reblog or reply to the post of the question with your answer and team     Send an ask NOT ON ANON (if you answer anonymously we will not give you the points) in with the question number, question answer, and team  4) Questions will have different point values. I will be clear about how many points you get for correct answers, partial answers, etc.  We hope to see you then!

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That one Shockodile girl online gets so much crap considering

1. it's not her pet

2. it doesn't live in her house

3. All her photos are made by summoning a construct of her Shockodile Friend

4. Every dumbass posting about it has untrained dogs they taught to cast Combustion because of a tictac trend

Punkass undergrads with pracidiers killing kids' rat companions because um uh it's their natural instincts dude relax

VOLTY DESERVED TO LIVE HE WAS MY FRIEND OF FIVE YEARS I'M STILL MAD YOUR TINY BEAST KILLED HIM

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Crocodylus Electrophorus, or as it's more colloquially known, the Shockodile, is a relatively young species, having only been officially observed around 200 years ago. Current theories on its creation are illegal breeding of artificially corrupted saltwater crocodiles.