#shootymoonie

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@shooty-moonie @oneshallcommand

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“I’ll destroy you.” (said during, like, a video game or something)

He’s just gonna smirk a little as Yoshi races into 10th place on Rainbow Road. “Oh really? Well, EAT IT SCRUBLORD!!!!”

Why yes, that is a blue shell. Muahaha.

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[text] moonmoonmoonmoonmoonmoon

[text] cc bar is gr9

[text] wait theres a con

[text] O WH MR I AAAAHAHHHH

[text] god news: i liiiiiiiiiiiiive

[text] bad new: got bannnned :(

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You have just been flopped on by a minty green race car. "Hey, you! So how's your day been going?" ((This was long overdue lmao))

♫— ; ; Oh, frag, frag, scrap, no-

« Heeeey! » Bumblebee’s twitters are strained, his best attempt at sounding casual. Be cool, be cool. However many responses he formulates, something keeps compelling the utter truth from him. Frag.

« It’s been really, really embarrassing actually, just like yesterday and Ihopeitendssoon- » Pause. Vocalizer clearing. « How’s your day? Been...a hot minute since we talked! »

A hot minute? Really? Primus, I’m stupid.    

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@shooty-moonie

“So, uh. What do they call this rock?” He wasn’t one to dance around with small talk. He went straight for the main points. Priority one: figure out where he was. “Feels like it’s full o’ assholes.” He pointed down a short distance away, where someone had spray-painted a rock with green paint. ”Looks it, too.”

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[ tonight on dashboard madness: - bee vs bee - bee + moonie breaking the sibling bond once more - smokescreen is... well you don't really want to know about smokescreen ]

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I wonder how mama’s doing… It’s been a while since I last saw her… I could really use someone like her around right now…