#shopkeepergripes

[wilmotthemerchant]

Overheard a patron proclaim that “any merchant worth his salt restocks his wares each day…”

Ha. Verily?

Do these customers believe that I furnish their magic items from thin air? That I work miracles at the stall? Next they’ll expect me to turn their flasks from water to health-potion like some merchant incarnation of Christ.