#shoreash

[yikesthesebikes]

[ASH is visiting SHORTER in jail]

Shorter: I got a tattoo- did it myself.

[SHORTER pops a button and reveals the name Aslan Calenreese in cursive tattooed on his collarbone. It is fresh]

[ASH laughs]

Shorter: What?

Ash: Callenreese has two Ls'.

Shorter: Really?

[SHORTER looks down]

Shorter: Aw, shit.

[ASH smiles]

[yikesthesebikes]

Shorter: Violence isn't the answer. Ash: You’re right. Shorter: *sighs in relief* Ash: Violence is the question. Shorter: *panicked* What? Ash [bolting away] : And the answer is yes. Shorter [running after them] : NO-

[yikesthesebikes]

No but reading this shit hurted.

[yikesthesebikes]

I was going write about one ship wearing a dress, but I think all of my ships deserve to wear skirts and dresses. (Even if I only own one dress, and yes it has pockets)