They liked visiting a duck in the park they named Worm before Worm moved away for the winter and never returned.
They don't have any pets but the feed all the strays in the neighborhood. The neighbors hate them.
Also, they blast a lot of Twenty One Pilots.
Kong visits his father in the nursing home several times a month and often brings him gifts Bones made for him.
Kong's father knows Bones is a guy, but often misgenders him because of his poor memory.
Bones often forgets to take off his binder before falling asleep, so Kong does it for him.
When Bones did get top surgery, he flaunted his nips and scars for weeks while Kong looked on in shame.
"Oh, these? These are just my BRAND NEW MAN TITTIES." "Babe stop your scaring the kids."
Kong watched for cops as Bones assaulted (Bones') mother after she denying ever being a terrible mom (spoiler, she is.)
They don't get married legally, but they did have a ceremony when they were 15 courtesy of Bones' baby sister. Bones still considers that wedding valid today.
There are many different ways in which our boss stares at his lover. He is - we shouldn't say this but - pathetically in love with his partner. He thinks we can't see - we do play along with that charade - but we know everything. The most common way of knowing if boss is feeling any strong emotions at any particular minute is to just look at him. He stares at his lover a lot.
1. The soft stare: We can say this on behalf of our gang that this satre is our favourite kind. (He's so in love 😭.) On times when boss's lover - who's a very good photographer - takes a very good picture and excitedly talks about it, boss looks at him like he's the meaning of his life (which tbh, he is.) Boss doesn't give two fucks about anything else during those few moments. You may also see this stare when - if you're very lucky - you accidentally saw boss kiss his lover. They'll stare at each other like that for eternity. We usually excuse ourselves when boss is staring at his lover like that; for some reason he's very shy.
2. The intense stare: this stare isn't directed to each other; it's directed to a third person. If you see this stare then you can - without a second thought - deduce that they will not let anything happen to the other. They are overflowing with protectiveness for each other. If this stare is directed at you then we'd suggest that you drop everything and run. If we have to add to this cautionary instruction, we'd say that boss's lover is more dangerous during these times. Mostly because he doesn't know how to aim and you can't guess which body part you may lose. Yes, there's a 50% chance that might just be lucky that the objest thrown may not hit you but there's also a 50% chance that you'll die. So just run.
3. The yearning stare: So basically boss's lover bought himself a dog and boss has been pining for his lover's attention ever since. Boss is really helpless because he loves the dog too and he's too proud to outright say that he wants the affection as well. It's a fight between their dog and boss. We have all placed bets on who'd win. (We all put our stakes on their dog because let's be honest boss has no chance.)
That's it for today. If you have any suggestions or ideas or advices that might help boss's situation, please comment them.
Until then, NY Cones are signing off.
Be safe and don't do drugs.
Comments:
Anonymous said:
You've already lost so many teeth, do you want to loose more???
Anonymous said:
Omgg don't listen to your boss, he's being mean. Keep writing this please. You have boss's lover's protection.
Lives with his parents, younger sister and has a dog
Very kind and friendly but can get defensive, people would question those he's friends with
He writes with an ink pen and is very organized
He hangs out with Ash and Shorter a lot after they helped him out since the first day he came
A member of the Photography club, he likes taking pictures of others and is pretty skilled at it based on past experiences
His also apart of the school track team and is a pro at pole vaulting (or pole jumping)
Favourite Subject(s): Phys. Ed, Photography and English
Works for the Photojournalist, Shunichi, part time at a photo agency
Future Job: A Photojournalist
Ash
Senior-Year student with a GPA of 4.0 and is on top of all his classes
Lives with Jessica and Max (boo ya!) after being abandoned by his parents and rescued from a corrupt politician
Very popular amongst others due to his charismatic personality but can be harsh at times, gets into trouble a lot
He sleeps during his classes and still manages to get straight A's
Often seen at the school library, has a whole gang that he hangs out with
Mostly hangs out with his close friend, Shorter, who he met during detention and Eiji, since they first met, He now has a soft side
Favourite Subject(s): English, Social Science, Chemistry and Biology
Works part time as a librarian, surprisingly
Future Job: Mostly likely to become a Doctor or a Professor
Shorter
Senior-Year student, does the bare minimum in school
Lives with his Older sister, Nadia, and Sing (In this Au, Sing is basically his little bro, well they're cousins)
A very loyal student and friend, but very stupid at the same time
Messy handwriting and Average performance when it comes to his grades
Hangs out with Ash, who he met during detention and Eiji, who he met when he first came
Favourite Subject: None (Don't see him as the type who likes school)
Works part time at his Sister's restaurant, Chang Dai
Future Job: Probably end up working at his Sister's restaurant
Sing
Freshman-Year student, struggling with his first year at high school
Lives with Shorter and his older sister, Nadia
A very smart ambitious student with great leadership skills yet his brain is burnt chicken
Pulls an all nighter almost every since day and also sleeps during class
Sometimes hangs out with Shorter and the others, mostly hangs out with Yue (Used to hate him, but after learning about him, he felt bad for him)
Apart of the Self-Defence club, mostly teaches there (Some schools have those kinds of clubs)
Favourite Subject: Phys. Ed, Social Studies
Works part time at a Café (suprise suprise :D)
Future Job: Hasn't thought of it
Yue-Lung
Sophomore-Year student who takes a lot of AP classes
Lives in the household of a famous politician, who passed away, his mother also mysteriously passed away (there's more to it tho) and is currently living in a toxic household with his step-bros
He raises his hand for every since question, often reminds the teacher about homework
Hangs out with Sing, used to hold a grudge against Ash and Eiji but later befriends them
Acts kind and polite but really he's a stone-cold person, but then he warmed up a bit after befriending Sing
Is apart of the Archery Club and is pretty good at it
Future Job: Medical Scientist or Herbalist/Naturopath
Favourite Subject: Chemistry, Biology, History, Art
Headcanons:
If this AU were to be a show, it would be one of those Netflix highschool drama shows, I don't know why, I just see it like that
Shorter is the stoner of the bunch (no I won't elaborate)
Kong, Bones, Cain and Alex are also Seniors that hang out with Ash
Michael is often babysitted by Ash since their parents sometimes work overnight, him and Skip are friends (I can't get over the fact that Skip and Michael didn't interact at least once)
The gang mostly hangs out at Chang Dai, sometimes at the Café Sing works at
Almost everyone plays with Yue's hair when he's asleep
The gang would sometimes go on mini road trips after school
Ever since Sing started working at a Café, he learned a lot about brewing and baking
Since Yue lives in a toxic household, he always sneak out of his home to hang out with the others, now he stays at Sing's place
Yue used to seek to his teacher, Blanca's, house and gets taken care of by him, but after false rumours of them being intimate started spreading around, Blanca ended up changing school
Shorter and Sing both teach Yue modern slang and western meme culture because he's been living under a rock and didn't even have a childhood
Eiji would sometimes make bento boxes for Ash and purposely add a pumpkin sticker on his note
Ash hates Halloween parties at school... because of goddamn pumpkins for fucks sake
The gang would have movie nights and they'd watch a lot of horror movies, at one point they ended up watching The Ring and Yue would always jumpscare everyone because they look similar
Men With Pointy Teeth (multichap, in progress)- Steampunk Tangled AU; AshEiji
Everybody get high sometimes you know? (multichap, in progress)-Soulmate Au (ptsd talk, suicide tw, self harm tw, child abuse tw, more warnings to be added); AshEiji, MaxJess, YueSing, ArthurAlex
The Ten Million Fireflies, I'm Weird cuz I Hate Goodbyes- Shorter is a bored prince, who makes some unlikely friends (major character death); ShorAshEiji
2am where do I begin- He's depressed, and he doesn't know what to do about it (suicide tw); ShorAshEiji
Give You Something Good to Celebrate- Shorter has a crap day at work, but his boyfriends make it better; ShorAshEiji
Can't Risk Losing Love Again Babe- Eiji and Yue go out for a best friend's night and their boyfriends are worried; ShorAshEiji and YueSing
Cause I can't put to bed these phobias and fears- Ash watches a movie about a Stockholm princess at 3 am; ShorAshEiji
What's up with this Prince song inside my head- The beach trip we never got; ShorAshEiji, MaxJess and YueSing
Strange Sight; You Stand In The Light- Mermaid Yut-Lung Mermaid Yut-Lung (suicide tw, self harm tw, abuse tw); YueSing
Is It Too Late to Discover? Love At the End of the Summer- Bones is bored and Kong is tired of him; Kones
Maybe I Know That I'm Drunk; Maybe I Know You're The One- Bones is missing, leaving Kong to spent the night looking for him (vomiting tw, neglect tw, underaged drinking tw); Kones+ my oc Juliet
The air is thin, but you're still breathing- This is literally just 500 words of Kong x Bones fluff; Kones+ my oc Juliet
If we got each other then we'll all be fine- Juliet disappears, leaving Bones and Kong worried; Kones +Juliet
Ice Cream Kones- A group of one-shots cross posted from here (tw tagged appropriately); Kones
You only know you love her when you let her go...- Alex might be dying (whump, suffocation tw, buried alive tw); ArthurAlex
I'm held captive by the hole inside- Arthur's interrogation with Shorter gets dark (whump, blood tw, burns tw, torture tw, abuse tw); ShorEiji
I hope it makes you happy, 'Cause there's just no turning back- Ash sees himself as a burden on Eiji but Eiji thinks the opposite: he is the burden in the relationship (whump, blood tw, suicide tw, self-harm tw, Ash's childhood is mentioned briefly so that tw); AshEiji+Shorter
He sings a love song, as we go along, walking in a winter wonderland- Sing contemplates on the winter season; YueSing
Barthur- The personification of crack treated seriously Alex wants his boyfriends to get along, but they won't relent; ArthurAlexKones (you wish I was kidding)
Someday (This could be ordinary)- Arthur wishes he could still care about people; ArthurAlex
It is real and then it's fake; Feel its heartbeat- Skipper's backstory (Major Character Death, Vomiting, Child Sexual Abuse, Child Labour, Kidnapping, Physical Abuse, Gang Violence); Skipper + platonic relationships
Let Me Love You- Ash comes home with injuries and Shorter's tired of it (Injuries, Light Angst); ShorAshEiji
