5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!
Wade: Stab me!
Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!
Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

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5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!
Wade: Stab me!
Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!
Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!
Headcanon : Wade keeps a collection of photos and videos of his Wolverine and a few of other variants that he call The Peanut Gallery
So I drew this a while back to get the real feel for a comic accurate wolverine and it took a lot of adjusting to get hugh to look 5'3.
Took the og pic
Turned that into this
and this into a drawing
Wolverine being short part 1
Wolverine being super muscular and skinny- 🤬🤬😡☹️😩
Wolverine having a dadbod-💖😍🥰🤪👍🏻💪🥰🥰
So I was thinking about how the x-men would react to the new logan and it went like this in my brain:
Wade walks out of the bathroom and hears a continuous knocking at the door, he looks to logan who's siting on the couch not really paying attention to what was on the tv and then back at the door "so, uh peanut how long has the knocking been going on" "bout 10 minutes" logan didn't really look to interested in the conversation so Wade walked to the door and opens it and come face to face with scott, jean, and storm and before Wade can speak scott butts in "we're here cause we heard logan was here and we got curious" fast forward a bit and now they're saying how they know thats their logan and their bringing him back with them, something Wade just laughs at confusing them, "that can't possibly be true" to which scott replys in a really condescending tone "really how so?" "How tall was your logan?" "Six two why?" Wade turn slightly into the room "Lolo!" A beat and then a gruff "WHAT" sounded through the house "commere" another beat and then they here a very annoyed "I'M BUSY." Wade responds with a very sassy "do-ing WHAT?" "LOUNGING" "B-S! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" there's a moment of this uneasy silence and then a "Ugh. FfffInnne." Wade makes a delighted squealing sound and the after a bit of shuffling there's logan but not quite. "you see my logan is a hefty five foot three." They could practically here the smile Wade then bends down ruffling logans hair and saying in a baby voice "isn't that right. Who's my favorite vertically challenged wolvie" logan some how frowning harder growls out a "keep doing that and I throw yer ass out the window" Wade turn to the three x-men who just look bewildered and shocked jaw droped shocked.
Anyway that's the gist of it sorry bout the grammar not really good at that but feel free to use my idea fer somethin. I like the though of short logan and tall Wade think it fun and great for cuddling.
Me: aww man I love Logan, he’s adorable
Logan: *kill count is bigger than my di-*