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@shortorderboy
I think I haven’t drawn good ol Spongey since elementary school!
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‘Trick or Treat! 🎃’
@shortorderboy
I think I haven’t drawn good ol Spongey since elementary school!
Dare he even ask what the porous was up to this time. With the childish yellow sea critter it could be anything. ❛ Don’t ask him, Squidward, you’ll just get sucked into what other nautical nonsense he’s involved in and you don’t want that. ❜ Last time they had wound up in jellyfish fields and Squidward almost became the husband to the Queen Jellyfish. A shudder tremors down his body as he recollects this.
As he goes to slink away before the sponge catches him. Then he feels those wide blue eyes on him. An exasperated sigh. ❛ What are you doing dare I ask? ❜ He spins around on all four of his heels, arm-tentacles on his would-be-hips.
/ @shortorderboy
🐧x @shortorderboy Intel: “Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
Sentence Starters
❛ And that’s why you are a rookie, my young spongy-friend. ❜ Skipper prompts the invertebrate to follow him through the park. ❛ Obtaining the infamous snow cone is one of the most treacherous journeys our elite burdens their noble-selves with. ❜ Hardly,.. all they had to do was fool the ice cream vendor to leave his truck with enough time for them to swoop into action and procure one of the frosted treats for themselves. Of course Skipper had brought a few coins with him. He was not going to rob the man blind, just humans did not tend to serve avian or sea sponge.
❛ Now lesson number one. We’re going to need some bait. ❜
CONTINUED. @shortorderboy
“Yes, yes, enchanted and all that.” He took the plate and tossed it aside, happy to just hold the sandwich in one hand. It was finger food after all.
“Well, you’re in Burbank. The most polluted place on Earth! Isn’t it great?” He takes a messy bite of of burger, his point easily punctuated by several cars honking in the distance.
Today was "The day" - Not Squidward's own choice of words - Spongebob's Birthday. He may seem as though there was little more than a black hole where his heart should be but on the contrary he knew just when to dial back the cynicism. Holidays, like Christmas and of course Spongebob's Birthday he made more effort than usual not to be too sour toward the nautical nuisance. Squidward makes haste to the entrance of Squarepant's pineapple residence, tapping at the door.
❛ Spongebob! ❜ He awaits for the shorter invertebrate to answer. He has to clear his throat several times, no matter how many occasions he had to break out this side of himself it never seemed to get any easier. Then the yellow square is at the door and immediately he has to put on the act.
Dropping a wrapped gift into the youngest's arms before trying to make a b-line for his escape, not before murmuring. ❛ Here you go. Happy Birthday. Whatever. BYE! I ❜ t was his way of being generous and kind, all while being simultaneously awkward and blunt at the same time. The gift was a scrapbook, complete with photos of all the times the pineapple-dwelling sponge had pestered him all of these years.
/ @shortorderboy
🍙 + blueberry non-bomb pie to Mabel
Send “🍙+ a food item” to see how they’ll react to being given food!
“Oh thanks! I’m gonna eat it all at once!”
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I’m always a sucker for Majora’s Mask
"My turn!!"
domestic/family starter prompts.
“Hmm...”
They’re playing cards. “Do I have any 3′s, you say? Go... Fish.” The irony isn’t lost on him.