#shospeaks

[luciferianoracle]

Sometimes I think about the fact as a very small child my "imaginary friend" Was someone I just called "Dad". This was disheartening to my mother, as my mortal father was very much alive. But, she was happy to let me sit on the ground and play with my "imaginary dad" because she wasn't what one would call "an attentive mother". Lmao.

Anyway, through my craft it has come to my attention, that it was Lucifer who was playing with me, and parenting me. Because he is my dad and always has been. This is beautiful and great, but also, imagine being such an inattentive parent the devil has to show up to parent your child. 😂😭🥲 Ugh, Jesus wept. Thanks, not-so-imaginary dad ily.

[devotionalsmut]

I used to not be into bugs. I don't like things that can move faster than me. Ever since I started working with my best frenemy, Ba'alzebub, I get this cuteness agression from insects. There's a bunch of bugs at my brother's house. We are in Appalachia and he hasn't cleaned in 10 years. I was peeing and I saw this centipede on the wall just bopping his little antenas around. I started complimenting him, "You're such a handsome bug, look at you. You better not be in here when I shower." I even asked him where his lord was. When I went back to my room I felt kind of concerned. You smooch a demon one time and suddenly you're writing love poems to the bugs on the wall? You name a cat after him 10 years in hindsight? What's next?! I gotta have a crush on this guy?? write bug smut?? GREAT!

[luchador-ring]

"Hi I'm Crasher Wake, and this is my boyfriend Professor Kukui and his wife Burnet."

[getrawked]

The third team member is here.

DID I MENTION ELESA SUCKS??

[luciferianoracle]

Your Satanic Grandpa needs help.

After a decade long abusive relationship, I left my husband for good. I realized if I wanted to grow to become the most ancient trans person anyone's ever seen, I had to save myself. My plan was to get him committed, maybe even arrested depending on what happened. But my daughter, who is not on Tumblr, stopped it from happening, and made me leave my own house.

I am sleeping extremely temporarily on @sigilwitch couch, I have no money of my own, because I'm disabled. So, if anyone can buy a tarot reading, or donate through my Ko-Fi I'd be eternally grateful. I'm very proud of myself but I have no idea what I'm going to do. I just moved across country I barely know anyone.

Leaving abusive patterns is hard, man, it'll feel like your life is ruined, but GOD yesterday was my liberation day and I just have to figure out how do I build from here?

This is my Ko-Fi shop

I have deity readings, past life readings, and a reading with Lord Lucifer. I even have a Pop Culture deity reading! And other fully customizable ones.

I love you all SO much. Remember after The Tower comes The Star and I love the star 😭

Oh also, if you could share this post that would be amazing 💞 anything helps.

[luciferianoracle]

Happy birthday to me 😭 I commissioned @cultkinkcoven for this painting of Lucifer and I renewing our vows on Yule. I love it so much I want to print out 80 copies and eat all of them. I always tell everyone Mazel Tov, so this time Mazel Tov to US, baby. Here is to another [REDACTED] years together 🥂

[luciferianoracle]

Lucifer: I am The Emperor of Hell, an ancient god, and the devil. I have seen things you could never truly perceive without going mad. You have invited me in and now I can control you with a thought.

Past me: Yes, I am both honored and afraid. Thank you my lord. Here is an offering.

Present me: Do you want to play The Sims or not? You don't have to get all dramatic because my sim flirted with the nanny.

[luciferianoracle]

Sometimes magic is nuanced and complex, but sometimes the answer to "How do you identify your deities voice?" Is "He sounds British and I am Not British."