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You know that oddly specific draw the squad photo that nobody EVER asked for? Well, here ya go!

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I want the K. [muahahaha]

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“Frank! Yeah, Frank, you–” 

    George beckoned quietly from the doorway, almost as if he wanted to stay a little hush hush. Perconte didnt really seem like he was about to willingly follow, and instead gave him a glare and turned his head. “Goddamnit Frank, get the fuck over here!” Finally, it seemed he managed to get his friends attention (not without a very unnecessary fight though).

    “I can’t believe I’m still letting you in on this after you bitched at me like that.” He shook his head dismissively as he pulled out a full bottle of spirits. “I could’ve just as easily called anyone else over and shared with them, and they wouldn’t have put me through–”

‘OKAY. Shut the fuck up George, I GET IT.’

Biting his lip to hold back a smile, Luz gave a final nod, feeling pleased that he not only made his point, but managed to piss the other off significantly.

With that, he popped the top and they began to drink. The alcohol was strong, burning sensation accompanying it as you swallow. They didn’t care, they were looking to get drunk, and it did its job, plus it warmed them up pleasantly. It was a mystery how long they’d been drunk now, at this point they were simply making conversation, mostly gossiping about the other guys, the usual. That is until George pulled out another great conversation starter, a magazine he claimed he found that was entirely in German. They seemed to be pretty entertained by it, poking fun at the fashion, trying to pronounce words, and even making up stories to go with the pictures.

“Oh shit Frank look! Toothpaste! Or wait.. Is it toothpaste..?”

‘I dunno.. It looks like toothpaste.. Unless it’s shampoo or somethin..’

                Next page.

“Damn, that perfume looks fuckin’ expensive..”

Sadly it wasn’t the kind of add that was a scratch and sniff sample.

'Hey maybe when this shits over you can order one, huh? Treat yourself I bet you could pull it off’

“Yeah, okay, if either of us survives, we should order a bottle.”

    A chuckle followed his words as he tore the page from the magazine and pocketed it.. I wonder if they paid for long distance shipping.. On the next page was another perfume add, this one had a picture of a fancy young man and woman kissing with an even fancier looking perfume bottle on the side.

    At the sight of the picture, the two of them became stuck on the subject, how long had it been since you’ve had an actual kiss. And it seemed neither of them had really kissed anyone in a while, like an actual kiss.. One where you knew the other person and it wasn’t really out of the blue. “I’m gonna try something out, don’t freak the fuck out, okay?” With a simple nod and shrug from Perco, Luz leaned forward and planted a small kiss on the others lips. It was really kind of weird and didn’t necessarily feel right either, but the two of them were intoxicated so whatever.

'The fuck are you even trying to do George? Cause it really isn’t working–’

“I dunno what I was expecting.”

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“Now what makes you think I’m going to trust the man standing in the hallway with a gun? If you want my family and I to go to the station we’ll go, you don’t need the gun. If you want to shoot me, be my guest.”

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