shiiiiiiit jordon we need to dip we need to totally and completely bail in a second eric just totally threw another movie protagonist man meltdown and killed one of the 7-11 employees right in front of us if they catch us now we are so not going to be allowed back here anymore if i'm banned from 7-11 like i was banned from the dmv for trying to use the printer in the back that they used to manifest licenses i don't know what i'm going to do i can't return to earth to get my gas station snacks i'm wanted in several states for increasingly wild and crazy anecdotes that i would love to get to on the car ride back from here but we can't now because if we stay here for much longer we're fuckedddddd i'm sure you'd be all for that though thanks for being so chill man you know i think i was wrong about you or you really had a change of heart and stopped being such an annoying stuck up narc the jordon i knew would have thrown up if i had asked him to do this but you only throw up at random uncontrollable intervals for what i imagine is unrelated reasons anyways get the fuck outta here and meet me in the car i need to grab eric like right now
