Hadestown as shit the shreklets have said
Hermes: choo choo motherfuckers
Persephone to the workers: Lmao y’all are coming over to my loud no electricity house we’re gonna eat canned goods and wear studded collars
Hades: one time i tried to sing i’m breaking down but couldn’t remember words so i just sang “i’m breaking down... i’m breaking down!” for three minutes
Eurydice: what up I'm eurydice I'm 22 and I never learned how to fucking take care of myself
Hades talking about Orpheus: He puts the bread in the middle of his fucking sandwich
Hades: *lifts capri sun shot glass* raise a glass to poet boy getting decked
Persephone in Chant: when they say hey to deez town? idk man I'm not a rick riordan fan ://
Persephone, drunk: communion is voring jesus
Orpheus and the workers during If It’s True: screaming bitch: a new album by Da Boiz
Hermes: and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin and the train was comin
Eurydice: I freaked my cat out today because i was watching a male cat lose it over his owner petting someone else
Persephone: Im just a shapeless blob who likes dresses
Persephone: shut the fuck up Hades: I'm a fuck up, and I'm here to be shut
Eurydice during Hey, Little Songbird: I'm ya sugar baby I'm ya sugar baby something something
Orpheus (but literally any of them): my skull is full of beans
Orpheus: I’m a very big disaster and can’t cook to save my life
Persephone: I would not want to fuck a ghost JUST BECAUSE theyre a ghost The Fates: Nah I really want to fuck a ghost
The Fates: I’m the biggest bitch
The Fates: nuts and balls nd balls and nuts Persephone: poetry The Fates: i’m more of a prose kinda gal but i accept the compliment
Persephone: what do I say besides bitch and fuck
Hermes: I have sexy shoes
Eurydice, going down to Hadestown: (through muffled sobs) do it for the vine