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Looking forward to this season becoming entirely about the guy who is half reverse-Batman and half Shrek
♫ guess who's back? back again? ♫
I'm about halfway through Steeplechase so it's time for my favourite post of each season: TAZ Out Of Context!
Three arcade workers are hired by one of the richest men alive to steal a building through the intermediary of TV's hottest hunk stuck in a giant cat costume. To do so they slay a dragon possessed by the voice of a "creaky old man" using a clone of said hunk and, oh yeah, a fucking gun, then use the dragon's scales and a secret handshake to buy a bazooka. One of them makes best friends with the heir of a firework family that lives on a barge called the DeBarges' DeBarge and punches the GM in the face (not necessarily in that order). Another one, while dressed like Tinkerbell, used the bazooka to blow up a power box, summoned Batman from the sky to do fuck all, then took a sword (which he pulled out of a stone bc he used his friends high school bully's credit card to buy a lot of merch) to cut the cable him and Batman were using to zipline down. Tinkerbell (who constantly wears a mask unless he's eating spaghetti and whose family is made up solely of broken animatronics) then asked Batman to help hide the beach balls that they turned the building into, and in response Batman turns into fucking Shrek I guess then hides the balls in his costume, which makes him look pregnant and get hounded by perverts. Also the World Arm Wrestling Champion catches a swan diving half naked engineer because he watched some home videos, and in doing so fixed the engineer's broken elbow, somehow.
And that all happens in like. A day. Maybe two.
Alright people, I’m making Poppy’s Pals in sims 4. Plus other iconic people from Steeplechase. Working on it now, but should be up soon. Schlebethany and Emerich are my best so far I think.
Edit: it’s up. Please enjoy Poppy’s Pals.
Also, my sims account is Killer_QueenBees
Round 1
Who is less fuckable?
Shroog
Arlo Thacker
Why?
Shroog - Steeplechase
I can't explain his existence.
Arlo Thacker - Amnesty
feral, will probably bite your dick off
//I feel as if I portray Ahri as a bit too hyper but tbh, foxes irl are always hyper animals ._.
Hey, can you stop turning Corrupt's apple juice into water? He keeps getting mad at me for it.
@mikmik121
“Water is healthy for people last I checked?? At least it’s not P1SS anymore.”
Round 2
Who is less fuckable?
Sticky Finger Paul Pantry
Shroog