#shsksk

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

If your husband isn’t at least a little in love with their best friend then what’s the point

[gardenerian]

Dearest mel, pray do not feel dissuaded, for whom amgonst us hath not made grave errors in the formation of verbiages from timest to timest.

💀😘

i’m in my room, getting ready for a nice day. this message just walked in, put a dunce cap on my head, pointed and laughed, but then also very sweetly booped my nose? timest to timest 😭💀

[lxveshotaro]

I guess this is a confession or something idk but one thing that just has me completely baffled is how all the eitini subbies on here and other sites choose seonghwa out of all of ateez to push the dom agenda for so hard when he's literally one of the softest members?? (but I mean let's be honest they're all soft) And not to say that someone like that couldn't dom but like where are they getting this idea that he is so obviously some daddy dom sadist??? bitch where?????

okay, i'll be honest, at first i didn't know how to see him as a sub, i was just kinda confused but the more you see him and the more you actually pay attention to him the more you notice how submissive he really is

his body for example, he has a very fragile and delicate body, his frame is (so beautiful i love it sm) and it's small and dainty

the way he always goes "😛 blep" (despite having a really long tongue 👀)

the way he's overall quite shy, he has a house wife type of vibe too (the way he's always cleaning and taking care of others, it reminds me of taeyong a bit)

and lastly (cuz this has turned into an appreciation post) his big round eyes!!! he has the prettiest eyes, you cannot change my mind!! like they're perfect for him looking up at you cutely like come on, they even ✨sparkle✨ 😭

[memepipboy]

You have no idea how hair works.

OH N O you’re so r I gh t, stylizing is a myth and everyone should draw the same 😫

[colinwilson]

Nikita out here, scalping people as usual.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Repeat irate angry customer came in to complain, they do this every single time, but for some reason still comes back. She always tells me mid-rant that I’m pretty and likes my makeup 😳

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

My 9 year old niece keeps calling me bro.

Me: Don’t call me that

Her: Okay, girlie

Me: 🤨 don’t call me that either

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Note to self, never say that God could suck a dick while being surrounded by southern baptists