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| avs | zoë | 21 | it’s a mixed bag these days. won’t always be hockey

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[azaleatheanteater]

lets be heavily armored with mama

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[anphivenas]

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

[anphivenas]

he said yes

[anphivenas]

this man is twisted. Sick .

[despazito]

[be-fae-do-crimes]

important image my brother sent me

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᓭᒲᒷꖎꖎ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∷𝙹𝙹ᒲ ╎ᓭ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ∴ᒷᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ リ⊣ꖎ, ╎ ᓵ⍑ᒷᓵꖌᒷ↸

[i-am-a-fish]

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

[monkiemango]

DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.

[i-am-a-fish]

woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....

[monkiemango]

FISH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[i-am-a-fish]

[nasa-official]

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

[nasa-official]

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

[nasa-official]

i am asking once again to help me get donald trump to the sun

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[rslashrats]

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

[rslashrats]

they;re selling us to one direction??

[i-am-a-fish]

CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water

[shatteredhope123]

I don't like drinking water

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sending one locust to your house. this number may or may not go up

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[rotisserie-chicken-detector]

OP was eating Delicious Rotisserie Chicken when making this post!

[bovineblogger]

how did you know that.

[squeakitties]

being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

[squeakitties]

and you can scamper. you can even fucking trot

[squeakitties]

[a-burnt-muffin]

I will persistence hunt all of you with an obsidian spear

[silveve]

terrible choice of spearhead unless you’re hunting a geologist but ok

[withswords]

this idiot doesn't know about knapped obsidian arrowheads

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rancidpancakebatter]

@randomalienencounter which one best represents you? Or are they all bad depictions?

[randomalienencounter]

ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ╎ ∷ᒷᔑꖎꖎ|| ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ᔑリᓭ∴ᒷ∷╎リ⊣? ᓵ⚍⨅, ⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ, ꖎᒷℸ ̣ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣∷ ᓭᔑ||……… ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᔑリᓭ∴ᒷ∷ ╎ᓭ 𝙹ʖ⍊╎𝙹⚍ᓭ……….

[bbnotumbl]

YEAH I LIKE AI

(A)rtist's

(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it

[bbnotumbl]

water!