hi im not on their blog rn but Salem pulls the lever three times. oh baby a triple
((Can’t believe u just memed on me))
The machine whirrs, then pops out:
Build-Your-Own Skeleton Head - A kit where you can build a skull. Comes with two pairs of eyes: angry and googly.
F.E.B. Old Letter - A rather eye-catchy letter with the letters “F,” “E,” and “B” written largely over it. There really is nothing too out of the ordinary with this letter, or at least nothing unusual about it at face value! It would take a very specific someone to be affected by this message… Regardless, the letter reads as follows:Dear K,I have been a lousy father for the last 18 years of your life and I cannot forgive myself for not only neglecting and distancing myself from you but also for placing the large burden to look after me. This whole time you were hurting and I didn’t care and look where it got me. Son, I know you’re not ready to forgive me and I understand earning your favor is going to take me years, but this time I won’t give up. I fought a losing battle for 15 years and it was not until the last three years of my life that I have come to realize what it is I should and absolutely must care the most about: You!! My son, I know it’s been hard and I don’t deserve to have someone as wonderful as you in my life. You truly remind me of your mother. Please keep being strong for yourself. I will make sure to fulfill my promise and protect you and stay strong for you. I love you, my son.With Love, Your dad, Shūha
Pocket Mirror - About the size of a child’s hand, this pocket mirror opens to reveal two mirrors on the inside. On the outside, the mirror is encrusted with red rubies. This is an expensive mirror for sure.
