Dear Employer
Dear Employer,
Thanks for calling me a fat whore today. No no, it was hilarious. See? This is my laughing face. Thanks for creating such an uplifting environment. No really. Please continue to put others down to make yourself feel better. That's why you have so many friends.
And just a side note to you, Dear Employer... two of me wouldn't even equal one of you. And I'm not the dumb bitch that's out working all day while a man sits at home and doesn't do anything but fuck me and sit on the couch.
Don't hate me because you made bad life choices. You have a way out.










