#shychandelure

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asteroid, nebula, pulsar~

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? - Its filled with animals. Hopefully a french bulldog and a hairless cat in a nice cozy little apartment. Extra human companion optional

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?- sleeping with the first guy that I did. It wasnt even good and I just wish it hadnt been him looking back on it

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?- finish school and teach college lectures on polytheism.

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I wanna get my lip and maybe my septum pierced holy fucking shit.  

Like I have my tongue and an industrial and those hurt and yet im so scared to get these??? 

Someone come with me and make me do it

PLEASE???

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Help!

My cousins daughter is fighting for her life. I don’t post things like this but this is my family and I’m trying to help them. If you can’t donate please reblog. CDH is a terrible thing. https://www.gofundme.com/cherubmakaelynn Cherub Makaelynn was born on September 22, 2015. She was born with CDH (CDH is a hole in the diaphragm (the muscle under the lungs that is responsible for breathing) that allows organs from the abdomen to move into the chest.) We are trying to raise money for the family while they are staying in DC!!! The parking is $5 a day they are gonna be staying at the Ronald McDonald house that’s $15 a day also for food and drinks and traveling back and forth for the other daughter they have at home and when her daddy (Travis) will have to go back to work and will need to travel back and forth through the week to visit baby Makaelynn. Please help this family any way you can.

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I’m taking a poll and I need some help

I don’t think pit bulls/dobermans/rottweilers etc are inherently mean but my mom does and I just wonder how many people think they are/aren’t. 

So if you could please:

 Like this if you think THEY ARE NOT NATURALLY MEAN

Reblog if you think THEY ARE BORN MEAN

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MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP VWOIENVONOEIRNFOWEINROEFN

IM GOING TO BE 21 AND MY FAMILY IS TAKING ME TO THIS FUN FANCYISH BAR. 

PLUS THIS WEEK IM FINALLY GETTING A GOD DAMN HAIRCUT AND MY TATTOO COLORED

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I need some prayers/support for my cousins baby. She’s not eating and they put get on fluids then am x-ray came back and they think her intestine is twisted.

This is our rainbow baby. After 4 miscarriages she was born. And now this

Update: So they tried using air to fix it and that didn’t work. They are going to try again after she rests but if that doesn’t work surgery it is. The twisting intestine is apparently common but her small intestine slipped inside the larger one and she’s in a lot of pain

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Biromantic:Attracted romantically to two or more genders Demisexual: lack of sexual attraction toward any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with a specific person or persons. Gender Fluid.They/Their

Just to clarify some things for others and myself I think. I dont know if I should ditch the biromantic bit and just classify as demisexual. Anyone who identifies as such have any words? Do you have a romantic identity as well?

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34 45 63

34. What was your last dream about?

Last night it was a weird combination of Dragon Age Inquisition and Disney. Specifically The Princess and The Frog. There was also a kitten.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My confidence levels. I know Im good at some things and Im not the worst person to look at but being teased as a kid and teenager fucks you up man.

   63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

DRAGONS. Dinosaurs just lumber around eating each other. Dragons breath fire and protect Princesses. And they hoard neat things.