Yikes

♌ Leo|28|Full time nerd| Pansexual Ace| Trans Man 🏳️‍⚧️, He/Him

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

oh I get it

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I don’t get it

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s time to come in, my sweet rat

[ruinedchildhood]

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[mens-rights-activia]

Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So I know a while ago there was some transphobia from a mandalorian actress but I'm here to report that our man Pascal said "fuck that and meet my sister"

[knife-dad]

I'm at the eeby deeby, I'm at the superhell. I'm at the combination eebydeeby-superhell

[exercuted]

Before it was normalized as “missionary position” the old name was “Venus observa” because you were face to face with your lover and that just makes me feel 🥺

[sleepycloudkitten]

i’m into it

[exercuted]

Me too, it’s much cuter than “missonary” 🥴

[thehmn]

So people keep calling this a “Viking hat”

I often draw Vikings with horned helmets for my more silly comics but in reality their helmets and hats looked like this

I see why people get confused because he’s covered in Viking tattoos buts he’s not wearing an imitation of this

He’s wearing an imitation this

Even the face paint. I’m just pointing it out because I feel like it’s worse than slapping a fake Viking helmet on.

[fetus-cakes]

fascists and neo nazis steal symbols because they're too unoriginal to come up with anything themselves

[cop-disliker69]

Heartwarming: Parasitic Landlords are Crushing This Young Girl’s Dreams Right in Front of Her, But She Won’t Let It Turn Her Smile Into a Frown

[cop-disliker69]

Like there’s not even an angle to this story. There’s no lemonade stand or other adorable child-owned small business to make it somehow cute and worth reporting. It’s literally just bleak and an utterly unremarkable narrative of everyday poverty

Breaking: Working Class Family Must Liquidate Assets and Empty All Savings in Order to Stave Off Homelessness For Another Month

That’s not news, that’s happening to 10,000 other people today, and happened to 10,000 more yesterday.

[wizardsexmachine]

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HIS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[trans-witch-cauldron]

@panickingpansexualpeanut

[malte-laurids]

Well that's one way to stay afloat during plague times.

[gallusrostromegalus]

BRB buying a roach for every of my least favorite politicians.

[battlevilla]

Unova’s celebrity idols: Curtis & Yancy

[eelizabit]

men will tell u they went to Stanford and not mention it was a prison experiment

[whitepeopletwitter]