May 16
me: hmmmm I should post the headcanons I've had in my drafts for forever
demon in my brain: but what if everyone who sees it decides to kill you with hammers?
me: oh god not the hammers........
seen from Israel
seen from T1
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Austria
seen from T1
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
me: hmmmm I should post the headcanons I've had in my drafts for forever
demon in my brain: but what if everyone who sees it decides to kill you with hammers?
me: oh god not the hammers........
assorted nsfw blankship headcanons
Ingo almost never bottoms. He just doesn’t enjoy it. The most penetration he's comfortable with is a few fingers, MAYBE a small toy. Occasionally he'll indulge Emmet if he's in a particularly submissive mood but it's almost always a no-go.
Bouncing off of that, he's still a switch, they both are! They usually take turns domming.
Ingo's sex drive rises significantly post Hisui, but returns to a more balanced level after a while. Emmet has always been extremely horny.
Ingo has a guilt complex the size of the goddamn moon and Emmet loves to sexualize it. "You're so disgusting, corrupting your innocent baby brother like this" "Only a sick fuck like you could be attracted to their own twin" etc etc. It makes Ingo hard every time.
If Emmet ever drops the "big brother" line mid sex he's getting folded like a pretzel. He does this frequently on purpose.
BREEDING KINK. You can knock that cis man up Ingo just keep trying.
Ingo is a hard-core masochist and while Emmet wouldn't call himself a sadist he's more than willing to scratch that itch.
Ingo has an oral fixation and extremely sensitive nipples and both of these facts are so fun to Emmet. It truly is so easy to shut that man's brain off.
They have can and will continue to get nasty at work. In the office, in the train car, in the tunnels. Not frequently, but if Emmet doesn't edge Ingo for an entire shift by groping him through his clothes between challengers AT LEAST once a month it hurts him :(
Mirror sex that is all. Or missionary. Or any position that allows them to see each other. Due to the brocon.
Okay trans Emmet time. Ingo helps Emmet with his testosterone and they both get off on becoming more and more identical.
After Emmet gets/recovers from his hysterectomy Ingo doesn't let him out of the bedroom for at least three hours.
Ingo is absolutely obsessed with Emmet's surgical scars. Kisses them all over. He's just so happy that his favorite person ever can be happy and comfortable in his body and well he has these scars to thank, right?
what if i died
computer tell me how to befriend mutual. Computer. Computer can you hear me.
Would Ingo fucking his Hisui team count as masuda method because they're from different regions
🫵 cum
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81776641
smiles so sweetly.