#sideswip

[spector-author]

Work Prompts 1: Something With Pranks - Spector_Author

The first of FIVE short fics I wrote today. @kiyuoswritings for you!!

[knightofarcane]

made the movie version of Sideswip for the poll and here's the finished results

[bitterbuttercups]

Kre-O Sideswipe

[designationpinknoise]

22 bee street

It was a slow day in the scrapyard as Sideswipe walked around the stacks, looking for something Denny asked for. he couldn't remember what it was. so, he was just wasting time.

 until someone else did it for him, while he was with his headphones when he trip over someone he groaned and looking down to see what tripped him, he saw a yellow camaro under a tarp,

"Bumblebee? what the hell are you doing under there?"

"Nothing, get out of here!"

"Are you hiding?"

"No! now get out before he finds me!"

"Before who-" "There you are! you cradle robbing Scumbug!" Sideswipe and the yellow bot froze as their optics landed on a very enraged Ratchet making his way two them both, and before grabbing them both and dragging them to the command center, after forcing them both to sit down on some broken Stasis-pods,

Ratchet started pacing grumbling to himself occasionally glaring up a Bee, before finally walking up to them both. "Look if the is about the super glued wrench; Dude why are you climbing into that pod?" Sideswipe asked watching Bee nervously open the broken pod and hide in it,

as Ratchet glowered at them both "Now, Gentle-bots We're not going to sit here and Pretend" *Pulls his tool box from his subspace and slams it on the floor.* "That there's not a big aft Chompazoid in the room." he hissed as Sides just gave him a blank stare "What the Frag is going on?" The medic brought a holographic photo of Abby that said TO: Dad Love Abby. "This is what the Frag is going on!" he growled giving Bumblebee a frosty look.,

Sideswipe looks at the photo for a few seconds looks at Bee, the back at the photo, Bee,photo,Bee,photo....Processing *Bing!* "OH SLAG!? wahahaha! OH-HO NO! NO! That's not happening right now!?" the rest of the bots look up at the command center as Sideswipe come running out with the biggest grin on his face.

"AYE YA'LL HE'S FRAGGING RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!?" he yells out high-five-ing Grimlock and and a very confused Fixit, he yelling it as he does a full circle around the scrapyard laughing as he went "For every time he says that slag...That's another wrench up your aft."

Ratchet hissed as Bumblebee averted his eyes to the floor as Sides yelled from behind Ratchet, "OH, BEE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!huahahaha!" the red red bot cheered and broke into a little song and dance "BEE FRAGGED RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!~ " he grabs Strong-arm "BEE FRAGGED RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!~" he swings her around before she shoves him away and walks away.

Sideswipe came skipping back inside "SLAG! You fragged Ratchet's daughter?! R-Ratchet you...Oh, You bragged to him to his face!" the red bot snickered as Bee glared at him praying to primus he'll shut up! "Bee do you understand, that you bragged to that face right there!?"

The arrogant bot pointed right at Ratchet who glared the red mech as he continued "You actually High-fived Bee. for fragging your daughter....this is!?" Ratchet calmly digs through his toolbox... 

He pulled out the biggest wrench he has,  and started tapping it on his palm, as the two bots blanched, as Sideswipe sat right down went serious and cleared his throat "It's really not that funny." he said awkwardly eyeing the wrench. as Bee open his mouth trying to find his voice.

"I just want to say it's odd that Ab- uh miss Gates, failed to mention the sire-sparkling bond you both have..."

"I Find it odd that I haven't ripped your mother-fragging spike off yet!"

Sideswipe: What if Hatchet get's to hit you really really hard with that wrench?.

Ratchet: Oh-ho no.~ I have something better then that..."

the bots were all gathered around Bee and Ratchet as the medic held the yellow bot's DCD and pulled the trigger and he hit his mark which happen to be Bumblebee's interface panel, the lieutenant let out a girly scream; while the rest the mechs crossed their legs and cringed for their fallen comrade. 

 Ratchet sighed happily at the yellow bots pain "Thanks you Bumblebee, I really enjoyed our talk.~" the medic said walking away humming a happy tune as everyone stared down at Bumblebee who was clutching his panel.

"You're welcome *wheeze*"

  the end    

[szynkaaa]

scrolling down all the posts I've liked is like seeing with what I've been obsessed over these past years:

1. Draco Malfoy

2. Sideswipe

3.N Harmonia

4. Sephiroth

5. Loki

6. Connor Kenway

7. and recently enjolras and gavroche...