Designation:Pinknoise

A transformers & other x reader SFW blog! inbox closed! inbox count: 0. Blog status: Taking a break

[harveybwabbit92]

Edo, nervous: …Also, Riley's feeling…Under the weather, so she will be taking a personal day.

Mega Ambler: Under the weather?

Jun: Yeah, she got the Lady-sickness- My mom gets that all the time.

Blue Cop: …How do you cure it?

Jun, darkly: EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH...

[The bots look at him terrified.]

Jun, cheerfully: Now let's go hunting for Cardbots!

[harveybwabbit92]

{While hunting for rogue Cardbots, Riley, Heavy Metal and Black hook get separated from everyone]

Riley: I'm gonna go check for Blue Cop and the kids; try not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Heavy Iron: Oh please, we're not children.

[Riley rolls her eyes and goes to check the woods for any sign of the others.]

Heavy Iron, to Black Hook: ...Eat slag and die.

Black Hook: Ah yes, frak you.

[harveybwabbit92]

[Blue cop has vapor lock it gives him the hiccups.]

Riley: Hold your breath!

Blue Cop: I don*hic*have *hic*-lungs!*Hip*

Riley:... I’m pregnant.

Blue Cop: WHAT?!

[Riley starts snickering.]

Riley: Did I scare you enough?

Blue Cop, putting a hand on his chest: You’re crazy, you know that? Yes, you scared me enough!

(The next day, it’s Riley that’s hiccuping.)

Blue cop, deadpan: Riley, I’m pregnant.

(Riley stares at him for a few seconds and cracks up, he got rid her hiccups!)

[harveybwabbit92]

[Riley and her male friend are nearly attacked by a a rogue Cardbot, on instinct the guy tried to shield her, when Black Hook punched the hostile away Blue Cop turned to looked down to make sure Riley was okay but stop short when he saw the compromising position she and her friend were in, as the rogue cardbot fled Jun tried to get Blue Cop's attention.]

Jun: Blue cop, he's getting away!

Blue Cop, still looking Riley and her friend:...

Jun, looks concerned: ...Blue Cop?

[Blue cop eyes darkened and he let out this low guttural growl causing everyone to look at the star guardian cautiously Riley's friend held her closer to him which seem to agitate the cardbot more.]

Black Hook, slaps Blue cop upside the head: Hey!

Blue Cop, snaps out of it: OW!...*looks around confused at the tense atmosphere* Wha-what's happening?

Jun: I don't know, you tell us!

Blue Cop: Huh?

[Riley dragged her friend away from the scene as Blue cop, Black Hook and Jun cautiously look around but the other cardbot had fled, cut to later; Jun is telling Blue Cop about his weird behavior.]

Jun: Honestly, it looked like you wanted to rip something apart back there.

Blue Cop, dumbfounded: I growled???

Edo: Y'know I read somewhere that when a male animal thinks a rival male is trying to make moves on their mate they become very aggressive toward that rival.

Blue Cop: Yeah, but we're not animals, Edo.

Mega Ambler: But you are infected if the beast virus, it's made you a tad more animalistic lately.

{Meanwhile Blue cop's brain was working maximum overdrive trying to process what this all meant? Before the light-bulb flickered on; Blue cop's eyes went pink under his visor as he realized he didn't think of Riley as just a friend.]

Blue Cop, flustered: I nee..I need to see Riley! *Transforms and drives off*

Edo:

Jun: Told you he likes her. *hold his hand out* Pay up, uncle!

Edo: *grumbles and gets his wallet out.*

[Long story short Blue cop tracked Riley down and ended up confessing to Riley and also apologizes to her because he knows she has a boyfriend would understand if she never talk to him again.

The opposite happened Riley instead hugged him much to Blue cop's confusion and she told him she liked him for a while too, but when he asked about the guy she was with earlier? Riley looked at him oddly.}

Riley: Blue Cop....That was my friend Issac I've mentioned him a few times, remember? He's having troubles with his husband lately and asked me hang out today to vent about it.

Blue cop, flustered: Oh.

[designationpinknoise]

This blog is pretty much dead I just keep it up as an archive, maybe I'll return to it, maybe I won't. We'll see.

[designationpinknoise]

Terrorsaur: Well, maybe we wouldn't be so bad if some of us weren't trying to shoot with big, meaty claws!

Scorponok: What did you say, punk?!

Terrorsaur: Big! Meaty! CLAWS!

Scorponok: Well, these claws aren't just for attractin' mates!

{They beat the crap out of each other as Megatron dully watches on.]

[designationpinknoise]

Megatronus: If we lose, it’s you and me, Pax, against the world!

Orion Pax: Yes!

Megatronus: Two heavily armed mechs in a bunker fighting extradition!

Orion Pax: Oh…

[harveybwabbit92]

Transfomers Pokemon Au Pt1?

The following is a nonprofit fanbased story Transformers belongs to hasbro entertainment and Pokemon belongs to netendo, please support the official release!

I gain no profit nor do i own anything other then OCs and whatever spouts from my imagination. Thanks for reading!

“I’m sorry could you run that by us again?” Arcee asked as she and the autobots looked down at their charges; eyeing the odd yellow fuzzy spider in Raf’s arms. that looked like a cross between Bumblebee and a scraplet. “I said she’s a pokemon. they’re creatures who live alongside us on earth.” Jack said as he patted the little creature on it’s head making it purr.

“this Raf’s Joltlik her name is Jolty, she likes sneaking out of her pokeball” The bots still not understanding “pokieball?” Ratchet asked as Raf calmly pulled a small ball from his bag and tapped against Jolty’s head in a flash of light yellow creature was gone Before being called back out again.

“their special devices we use to capture pokemon and train with them.” Optimus put his hand under his chin curiously as he observed the children.

“Training for what?”

“The pokemon league.”

“Explain.”

“It’s league where you, journey from towns to cities battling Gyms and collecting badges, if you defeat all eight leaders then your eligible for the league. and go on to battle the elite 4 then the champion defeat them and your the new champion.”

The bots just stared at the children shocked, “you use creatures to fight your battles? Barbaric!” Ratchet chided as the kids rolled their eyes, The medic was surprised when Jolty growled at him, “it’s not barbaric it’s a learning experience.” Catherine’s intervened “much different from what you’re thinking of Ratchet.” the medic went to say something then a thought occurred to him.

“You a trainer.” The rusty haired woman shook her head as Miko butted “Nope! Doc here is the gym leader of Withazel! The city of nerds!” Both Catherine, Jack and Raf stared at her “ actually it called the city of science and discovery. but, that’s besides the point.” she turned back to the bots.

“There’s nothing barbaric about Pokemon journeys. These three, They’re gonna go far but, only if they never stop learning and have faith in their pokemon. it’ll be a difficult journey full of opportunity and friends old and new, different places to see. but, if they keep moving foward.” Her green caught Ratchet’s optics his fans silently clicked on as Catherine looked back at the kids “Speaking of foward, I believe you kids have somewhere to be?” she said as the kids looked down the Xphones “Holy Crud We’re gonna be late for the train!” the kids immediately went to the groundbridge “can you open this!? please!”

Raf asked frantically as the bots looked confused “What’s the hurry?” Bulkhead asked as the kids kept looking at the time! “We’re leaving Jasper dude!we were just visiting” Optimus looked concerned.

“Where are you going? why are you going by yourselves?”

“Ozwell town, our next gym is there! and Raf has to pick up his pokedex and starter!”

“But, I thought Joltlik was his partner?”

“She is he caught her. but we’re allowed carry only six pokemon on our team, since raf was in trainer-school for most of the year. he now has to go Ozwell and meet with Prof. Quirk to get his license and starter pokemon.”

The autobot leader didn’t seem to keen on letting them go by themselves “Do, your parents know about this?” He asked the kids nodded “yep they encouraged it, since they went through the same thing when they were our age.” Jack said as Ratchet reluctantly opened the briged as Catherine smiled at him.

“well, I’ll be on my way back to Withazel, I look forward to seeing you three there.” with that Catherine took the elevator to the roof, as the kids step through the portal and sighed in relief to see Ratchet had bridge them to the train station “Let’s go guys!!”

Miko cheered as Raf and Jack nodded as they ran to the magna-rail. within two hours the were in Ozwell as Jack finished calling his mom to tell her they got there safe, not noticing the yellow Urbana and blue motorcycle and green SUV watching them from afar.

Later at the Ozwell lab.

“Well, look who it is! wittle Darby and his baby squad!”

“Ugh! what are you doing here Vince?”

“Nothing, just looking for some wimp to battle looks I found 3 for 1.”

“Look Vince we’re not here start anything just let us through or-”

The redheaded bully burst out laughing “or what? Vince points at Raff "Four-eyes and his little bug gonna squash me? oh I’m soo scared!~” he mock cried before Miko stepped forward only for Jack to hold her back,

Vince just snorted before Raff looked down at Jolty who looked determined to battle as the 12 year old nodded, “Y'know what? I will!” Both his friends and bully looked surprised, “Come again shortie I don’t think I heard you?”

Raff stood up straighter “I said I’ll do it Jolty and I will battle you right now!” the tween said confidently as Jack and Miko looked concerned. “ Alright you’re on shortie!” Vince sneered as he walked out to the small playground across the road. as Miko spoke up.

“Raf are you sure about this?”

“Yep, I’m sure you don’t have to worry guys.”

“But,You and Jolty have never-.”

“Miko trust me on this we’ll be fine.”

Raff assured her as Jolty squealed in agreement as the three followed after Vince, who was standing confidently across from Raf and Jolty as Jack announced the rules 1 round 1 on 1 battle last Pokemon standing wins, “Go, get'em Jolty!” Raff ordered as his little partner jumped in to the ring, Vince snorted as he took out a pokeball “Go Golisopod!” he yelled as a large humanoid bug appeared from the ball, both Jack and Miko cringed,

“what’s with the faces?” a female asked as Miko awkwardly explained “He’s a water type against electric type,” she didn’t both to see who was asking “But, that’s good right?” a male voiced said Jack did a so-so gesture

“Yes and no, their both bugs so any bug type move would be almost ineffective, to Golisopod who is on a high level then Jolty.” the three spectators hummed curiously as they watched the battle, So far it looked like Vincent was going to win.

Raf kept ordering Jolty to use Stringshot and dodge whatever Golisopod threw at her which was mostly (Watergun and Brine), it wasn’t till she took a direct hit from a Beat-up did it look like it was all over.

When suddenly Golisopod froze “Golisopod what’s wrong? beat her up!?” Vince ordered but, his pokemon didn’t move “Looks like Jolty’s special ability just activated!” Raff said with a smile as his bully looked confused before look down at his pokedex. “that’s right static! Golisopod is paralyzed!” the tween watched as Jolty jumped to her feet as her looked around the field;

there was a reason he had her keep covering the field in silk and water whick Golisopod was currently covered in “Jolty use thunderbolt!” Jolty screeched in compliment and zapped Vince’s Golisopod causing a huge flash and smoke cloud when the smoke cleared Golisopod as passed out.

as Jack stood up “Golisopod is unable to battle, Jolty and Raf win!” as Miko jumped up and cheered along with their audience, as the tween went up to his partner “You did great Jolty! I’m proud of yo-” Raf froze when his pokemon started glowing ask the group watched, the same lady spoke up.  

“What’s happening to her?!”

“Nothing, Jolty’s evolving…”

“Evolving?”

“It’s what happens when a Pokemon’s power reaches a certain level, no one really knows how it happens.”

The glowing stopped as Jolty appeared different she was bigger, stronger looking as she happily looked up at her trainer {Galvantula!} Raf looked ready to cry before Vince broke up the moment he was pissed “How the hell could I have lost!” My pokemon was bigger and stronger then yours!!“

He stopped short when Miko sent out her Pangoro and Jack sent out his Feraligator the two glowered at the redheaded bully who backed away "Yeah…but, not Ours bully.” Miko said with a try me b-tch look on her face when someone started clapping.

“okay! good show!” the teens looked over to the swings and saw a brown haired woman, wearing a maintenance uniform and lab coat walking towards them, “Who the heck are you old hag?” the redhead sneered as the woman shot him a look that could melt paint off a car. “Oh, forgive me I’m Prof. Quirk.”

Vince blanched and stuttered an apology and ran away with his bruised ego between his legs. Prof. Quirk then turned to kids “And you must be Jack,Miko and Raff?” she said the kids blinked surprised that she knew their names.

“Gates said you’d be coming. though she didn’t mention your friends.”

“Friends? Vince is a jerk and no friend of ours!”

“I meant the three behind you.”

“Huh? woah who the?…wait.”

The kids got a good look at the three strangers behind then “Bee, Bulk, Arcee? is that you?” the three awkwardly nodded as the kids pulled them into a huddle “What are you guys doing here…and how are you human?”

Jack hissed as the femme spoke “1. we were worried, and 2 Holo-avatars.” Miko rolled her eyes “and you’re just tell us now!?” she said trying to whisper as Bulkhead nervously scratched the back of his head. “That, and Optimus wanted to see how you battle.” the teens gawked and looked around curiously for the semi-truck, but couldn’t locate him “ He’s not here, he asked us to record the battle” Arcee said as Bee used his cell phone to type-out

{He’ll probably have mix-feeling about it, but, I thought you were awesome!} The scout smiled happily as Raff smiled back appreciably “Thanks Bee that means alot!”

someone cleared their throat and the six of them un-huddled to see Prof.Quirk staring at them “So, Are you ready to come to my lab or-” the three trainers jumped when they remembered what they came for “Oh, Right Raff let’s go!” Miko grabbed his hand as her Pangoro and Jolty followed after them, while Jack stayed behind.

“Tell Optimus if he’s free to stop by the gym tomorrow. if he really wants to see a battle.” Arcee nodded as the three bots deactivated their holoforms and returned to base while Jack looked at his Feraligator smirked “let’s go big guy.” his pokemon gave him a toothy grin and followed him.

(Don’t know if I’ll make a part 2 of this pokeformers thing. maybe!)

[designationpinknoise]

Sentinel Prime: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Bumblebee: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Sentinel Prime: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

[The recruits all look at each other bemused.]

[rinnnoc]

[fuckassngga-deactivated20220907]

[designationpinknoise]

Starscream: My tactics were flawless! And yet my forces lay decimated!

{Starscream is playing Warhammer with Wheeljack, Thundercracker and Brainstorm..]

Brainstorm: *snickering* Because you left your Beastman exposed to Thundercracker’s Chaos dwarf!

Thundercracker: Prepare knave for-

Starscream: *hold up his null-ray* Call me knave again....

[harveybwabbit92]

[as Imelda and her friend drive off]

Officer Lucky Diaz: Yessir, looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned car chase!

[he pops a tape into his stereo. Lesley Gore starts singing: “Sunshine, Lollipops, and…”]

Officer Lucky Diaz: Rainbows, everything that’s wonderful is what I feel, when we’re together! Brighter than a lucky penny, when you’re near dear,

[Hector sitting in the backseat joins in]

Hector & Lucky: the rain clouds disappear, dear, and I feel so fine, just to know that you are mine!

[cut to later]

Officer Lucky Diaz: We’re in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a purple dress, pearls, and has a long salt and pepper braid.

{Hector whose now sitting in the front-seat.} 

Hector : A salt and pepper braid? Hee hee – what a freak! *realizes and screams* DIOS MIO!…it’s Imelda! She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet. *sobs*

Officer Lucky Diaz: That’s exactly how Dillinger got started!

Hector: Really?

[losineko]

I'm never getting over cyberverse s1 ep 15

[designationpinknoise]

Two days into Prof. Sumdac’s capture by the decepticons and he just witnessed Blitzwing *random* pretending to be El Ka-bong, Just bash Starscream over the head with a giant neon guitar sign he stole from Las Vegas.

Lugnut: (to Prof. Sumdac) Blitzwing had what you organics call a stroke a few years ago...

Megatron: He didn’t really, we just say that to explain his...personalities.

Blitzwing 💫: zhe peanut iz neizher a pea nor a nut!

*awkward silence*

Lugnut: (to Sumdac) So...you’re a human?

Blizwing 🥶: Vait... it iz a nut!

[wang-ran13]

[designationpinknoise]

Optimus Prime: Sentinel Look, you’re gonna be around for a long time.

Sentinel Prime: How can you be so sure?

Optimus Prime: Because, I’ve angered the Karma Gods, and you’re my punishment.