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oh my god
well well well. no narratives here at all....
part two of my sidgeno knight-ish thoughts with consideration to sidmario
insp: merlin edit by @looou1sa on tiktok
main paintings that i can find the exact origin on in order of appearance:
seeing mario lemeiux on my screen reminded me that he is in fact a real human person and not just the antagonist in my fics…like montreal was going crazy for this hockey legend and all i could think of was “how many abortions has he made sidney crosby get i wonder”
Mario/sid will forever have me by the throat
dude I know. the 20+ year age gap… the fact that sid lived under his roof for so long… the infidelity potential… the power dynamics involved in mario owning the team… IT’S A RICH TEXT. I also think the personality differences are just fascinating. I remember reading that when mario was drafted he initially refused to go down, and when he did he wouldn’t put the jersey on or shake the GM’s hand because he didn’t feel like the penguins “wanted him enough.” like… can you imagine sidney crosby—the politest, most professional, most intensely media-trained 18 y/o on earth—intentionally creating drama at his draft?? snubbing team executives because he thought they weren’t giving him lucrative enough contract terms??? idk I just feel like there’s a lot to work with there esp when you fold in all the messed-up power dynamics. like I don’t want it to be endgame but I can’t get enough of it as a PWP pairing or a side/past pairing in sidgeno
to you, i offer obedience
sidney crosby/evgeni malkin, sidney crosby/mario lemieux rated e - obedience curse, noncon elements, hurt/comfort - 6 chapters “Sid, why you always do what Mario say?”
Hi can we please talk about a bio bdsm au sidmario because i swear its been living in my head rent free all day
OH BOY ANON CAN WE EVER
i think if i ever truly dove into a bio!bdsm sidmario au it would truly be the most ID fic of all ID fics.
okay but what if: the pens have been so careful with Sid, making sure the other teams know that the rookie is 100% off limits for loser's forfeits, and you do not want to push it or Mario will show up and he ain't forfeiting shit and you will be so so sorry you asked.
except Sid hates it. hates getting rookie protection, like a big glowing sign that he can't handle the pressure, the full pressure, of being in the league. he hates being protected. he can take it. all the things the other players have to do? he can do them. if he wanted to wait another year, he would've stayed in Rimouski.
the only person he has to convince is Mario, really. so he's convincing. he's very, very convincing. whatever Mario wants to test him with, he can handle it. anything, Mario. anything at all.