#signs when

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SIGNS WHEN WATCHING HORROR MOVIES:

closes their eyes and hugs a pillow the whole time:

Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn

gets low key scared:

Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Taurus

screams at everything:

Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Cancer

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WHY THE SIGNS GET INTO TROUBLE AT SCHOOL:

ARIES. drumming on the desk/table.

TAURUS. class clown.

GEMINI. gossiping.

CANCER. doodling instead of taking notes.

LEO. excessive talking.

VIRGO. laughing at others failure.

LIBRA. copying answers.

SCORPIO. talking back to the teacher.

SAGITTARIUS. disrupting class.

CAPRICORN. daydreaming.

AQUARIUS. shouting out.

PISCES. not paying attention.

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HOW THE SIGNS WORK OUT...

they don’t:

Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, Libra

at least they try:

Capricorn, Virgo, Leo, Aquarius

work out like straight white boys in pe class:

Aries, Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius

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SIGNS AT A SLEEPOVER:

Aries— Pranking An Unsuspecting Victim

Taurus— Building A Pillow Fort

Gemini— Trying To Stay Up All Night

Cancer— Eating Or Baking

Leo— Telling Funny Stories

Virgo— Gossiping

Libra— Swapping Health/Beauty Tips

Scorpio— Trying To Scare The Crap Out Of

Their Friends

Sagittarius— Playing Board Games

Capricorn— Bugging You For Your WiFi

Password

Aquarius— Pulling Out The Ouiji Board

Pisces— Sleeping

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“bitch called me ugly, I said...”

bitch where:

Aries, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

bitch...tru:

Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

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The Signs At School

Ready To Kill:

Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Sleeping:

Taurus, Aquarius, Virgo

Arguing With The Teachers:

Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini

Not Even At School:

Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces

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Signs That Can...

Bullshit An Essay In A Day But Can’t Do Maths:

Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Do Maths Problems In 5 Mins But Can’t Write An Essay For Shit:

Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius