#silly connor

[riri-run]

HUh?????

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

loving this edit!

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[ethan-acfan]

I feel like Altair is that kind of guy to just eat rat poison if he's dosent feel like making food. And when he does make food, it's borderline radioactive

Don't get me wrong, when he has the energy and actually tries, he is an extraordinary cook, able to turn a pack of ramen into a Michelin star meal type good. But he just doesn't wanna. Its much easier to just put the seasoning packet onto some dry noodles and eat it that way, not even boiling it. If he was in the modern day, do not let him discover canned soup or he will be surviving off of those like a caveman, no he is not heating them up on the stove

Ezio on the other hand was a very picky eater but only really knew the basics of cooking. He knew how to make basic stuff like pasta, rice, chicken, etc but ask him to make a complex dish and he will blow up the kitchen

And Connor is the only normal one here with a normal skill in cooking (for his time period since im sure it's a bit harder to cook over an open flame where you can't control the temp) and the only one willing to cook a decent meal that doesn't look like it was dug up from the ground

[ethan-acfan]

What do you think would happen if Connor, Altair and Ezio all travelled in time to before Desmond died? Can you list some headcanons on how they would all interact with one another and how they would react to modern day stuff?

Omg I'm so sorry this took so long to respond to. I have notifications for Tumblr off, so sorry but I will absolutely do this. 😈

Desmond's brain due to the bleeding effect, defaults to "This isn't real, so it doesn't matter what I say." so he is extremely honest and unhinged around them.

Connor would HATE fast food, like with a burning passion. He would think its gross, oversalted, etc.

they would all be protective of Desmond. Like he needs to go on a field mission and all of them are just like. "You're doing WHAT?" "No, you're not going." "Desmond. You. Are. Not. Doing. That."

Ezio would be so scared at how expensive everything is.

They would bond over their trauma and talk about gruesome topics like they are nothing. "Yeah, so I watched my father get hanged." "Omg no way, I watch my father get murdered by templars." "My dad was a templar, so I had to kill him."

Connor hates all technology, thinks its loud and annoying. Ezio's fine with it, but doesn't use it often, probably has a flip phone. Altair would love technology, mostly bombs, he def loves how far bombs have advanced. Desmond has yelled at him for blowing up the kitchen multiple times.

Altair would teach them the best way to keep their blades in top condition.

Altair and Ezio would basically adopt Connor and make him super unhinged. "Manners? Throw that shit away. Now, have you heard of arson?"

Desmond would mention that Altair didn't know how to swim to Ezio, and Ezio would immediately start pulling water-based pranks on Altair. Bucket of water in the doorway, shoving him in the pool etc. Altair is extremely confused.

Desmond makes broke boy spaghetti and Ezio has an aneurism.

They would all hate bill but for different reasons. Altair hates him because Bill reminds him of Al Mualim. Ezio hates him because no mentor should hit their student, he thinks he is a disgrace to the brotherhood. Connor hates him because he just gets bad vibes from him.

When they discovered air conditioning, they nearly died.

Altair nearly died of heat stroke due to humidity.

Altair would be good at using technology, because he spent his life studying Isu tech.

One time they all went on a mission together and they spent the entire time trying not to laugh. Nothing was accomplished.

All of them absolutely despise the animus. They will smash it to bits given the chance.

They all teach each other their native languages so they can talk shit and not be discovered. Desmond finds this amusing.

Ezio is scared to look at price tags.

They all have silent footsteps and don't realize until they have snuck up on like 5 people and its only noon.

Altair has a coffee addiction. He also has the diet of a pre-med student. red bull mixed with espresso, hopes and prayers, and a small thing of stale fries.

[ethan-acfan]

Connor headcanons?

Ask and you shall receive (I am, however, sick and on cold medication, so I can't guarantee the quality)

He started collecting feathers for his mom for her to put in her hair and never stopped after she died.

After reading haythem's journal (forsaken), he started visiting his father's grave every year.

He always makes sure that Achilles grave is clean and well kept will also leave offerings often.

When he was 14, he used to stare at the picture of his dad, wondering how such a terrible man could make up half of him.

After finding out about what Washington did, he went to Achilles and went on a very strongly worded rant about him.

He typically doesn't swear, so when he does, it scares everyone.

Once he trusts you he is huge on hugs and cuddles.

Has a RBF

Naturally, he has a sarcastic tone and has been "rude" to people on accident on multiple occasions.

After the events of ac3, he absolutely hates fire he would rather freeze to death in the cold than be near one.

Stutters when he gets flustered.

flirts on accident, like imagine complaining about being cold at night, and he says something like, "I can keep you warm." And he doesn't even realize what he said.

Hunches over to not seem intimidating, but when he gets mad, he straightens his back and looks really intimidating.

When he's sad, he doesn't cry. Instead, he forces himself into his work and just does everything in a daze until he can shove the sadness down and ignore it.

Gets chronic migraines. Like going blind, vomiting, unable to move at all without passing out.

He is a huge animal lover, like putting him in a room with a bunch of baby kittens, and he will be the happiest man ever.

Will remember the tiny details about you. Like the pattern on your hands, your favorite color, the way your eyes light up when you eat something good etc.

When he is lurking in the shadows, he almost looks like a weeping angel, just uncannily beautiful.

Even though he is the biggest assassin, he tries his hardest to take up the least amount of space. Like when he's asleep, he'll curl into a ball.

Can't spell to save his life.

Hates the idea of alchohol or 🍃 thinks a substance that changes the way you think and act is terrifying.

Is hypersensitive to the taste of coffee, alchohol, chocolate, etc.

He is always aware of his surroundings, even if he is completely relaxed.

Hums while he cleans.

He is really good at keeping up with his gear and armor, not so good at his weapons. His gear will be perfectly polished and clean while his gun is falling apart in his hands.

Insomnia.

Gives the best massages.

He loves having his scalp scratched.

Is obsessed with the stars, any paper published on them, he has probably already read it.

Is weirdly good at sewing.

(I have so many more, but I'm tired, so this is all you get)

[bookishallison]

Okay but he's holding two knives

[barbmarquis]

Connor/Emily

i will explain how i feel with gifs:

[barbmarquis]

I want to strangle you.

connor, telling me how much he loves me