I'm actually crying laughing rn lmao
So I'm making a dnd character for a new campaign I'm joining and I have ended up with the dumbest creature.
He is a goblin named Subpoena who is a lawyer, genie warlock, pact of tome. He can barely read but is also able to read any writing. He knows the most weird and obscure languages other than common (Primordial, Goblin, and Deep Speech). He doesn't need to sleep. He is dating his patron. His tome of shadows is entirely in pictures. My employer is an ancient dragon. I have an intelligence of 4 and a charisma of 19.
I'm actually so excited this is the dumbest creation of mine ever lol













