arthur and the knights getting cursed so they can’t hold a weapon, fight, and can barely walk. clumsy x1000 blast. the cure is idk somewhere in the woods or with the druids or something idk idk don’t ask me. anyways they get ambushed and arthur and the knights cant fight so merlin is like “damn it” and pushes them all back and looks at arthur and is like
merlin: you can’t fight so i’m going to fight them.
arthur, stumbling over his own two feet even while merlin is pushing him up against a tree: you can’t fight
merlin: i can. i’m going to. what i need you to do is wait, alright? you’re going to be mad, i get that, but that’s going to have to wait until later. can you do that?
arthur: you can’t fight, merlin.
merlin, rolling his eyes: will you just listen to me for once? be mad later. appreciate that i’m saving your life right now.
merlin, leaving arthur to fall flat on his face, muttering under his breath: like always
and then woosh merlin saves their lives and is a bad ass sorcerer yippee gwaine is very turned on and so is arthur but he’s also definitely pissed while lancelot is so proud of his bestie (and a little turned on)
