Akuma no Riddle Class Black playing Uno headcanons
it gets wild
Before they even started Chitaru confiscated Hitsugi's bear and put it somewhere she couldn't reach because she is not having a repeat of last time Hitsugi played Uno
Right off the bat Suzu uses a reverse card which leads to Isuke then immediately skipping Mahiru
then everyone gets distracted having an intense discussion about the scariest bird (started by Hitsugi) and now they can't remember who's turn it was
Haru gets the game starting again by changing the color to yellow and Haruki then spends an entire minute drawing from the deck because she doesn't have a yellow card and she's only stopped when Isuke takes her cards to look at them and then points out she could've changed the color with a wild card that she got 20 draws ago
anyways the color is blue now but that is quickly forgotten because Chitaru and Isuke are now having an argument over if sphinx/hairless cats are cute and Isuke is about to physically fight Chitaru because she can't accept the fact that a cat that looks like an uncooked chicken is cute
Kouko stops their argument by suddenly continuing the game and skipping Shiena's turn
Nio however, wasn't done watching the argument and starts it back up
Haruki had to prevent Isuke from throwing hands with Chitaru
Hitsugi then uses a reverse card and it's Shiena's turn again
the game goes on as normal for a few minutes until Otaya plays a reverse card, making it Nio's turn again
Nio then responds by playing a reverse card and oh god now they're having a war with the reverse cards
Everyone is now annoyed by the reverse card war, wishing the game could just continue instead of Nio and Otaya seeing who has more reverse cards
Suzu is staring off into a random direction likes she's a character from The Office looking into the camera
Tokaku is wishing she is anywhere else right now
Kouko thinks she just lost her last scrap of sanity
Oh thank god Otaya ran out of reverse cards and now the game can continue
Sumireko then places down a reverse card and oh god hell breaks loose
Otaya is losing her shit
Kouko might be crying
Shiena leaves the room because she can't do this anymore
someone starts playing Baby Shark on their phone just to annoy everyone even more
Chitaru leaves to go outside and get fresh air because she's now stressed
Haru is trying to calm everyone down
At some point Mahiru ends up deescalating things and everyone's playing again
midway through the rules have changed and draw 4s are now stackable, leading to Suzu drawing 24 cards
apparently the game has been going on for a while because now Shinya is here instead of Mahiru
Chitaru, Hitsugi, Shiena, Kouko, Isuke and Haruki leave to go grab snacks(Shiena mostly going just because she doesn't want to be here anymore)
Nio then starts instigating for a fight to break out between Otaya and Tokaku
Suzu, Haru and Sumireko manage to keep them from fighting
Everyone else comes back with snacks, Shiena looks traumatized and Isuke immediately announces that Kouko shot and killed a nun and now Kouko has to explain her religious trauma with Clover Home. Yay!
Kouko also explains that the only reason the whole thing with the nun happened was because Haruki and Isuke decided to sneak off to go make out and when everyone went looking for them a nun from Clover Home saw Kouko
they rejoin the game and everything starts going smoothly
That is until someone's alarm in their phone goes off, it was Shiena's reminding her to take her estrogen pills. The thing is she couldn't find them when she swears she brought them
Suzu helps Shiena find them while everyone else continues playing
Half of them are tired and then everyone learns that Nio was making sure to make the game as long as possible by using certain rules
At that point everyone who is tired decides to quit leaving Shinya, Chitaru, Haru, Otaya, Nio, Sumireko and Suzu playing once Suzu came back from helping Shiena
Suzu ends up winning the game, having been playing the long game ever since she used her first turn to use a reverse card