this started as a joke and then i realized i’d already overthought it.
so here’s how i imagine them handling alcohol in a more “normal” setting
Here’s my personal tolerance ranking:
🥇 Warwick — 100%
During: Drinks slowly. Never overdoes it. Stays exactly the same, maybe just a bit more relaxed. Observes the chaos calmly.
In the chaos: He already has a glass of water in hand before anyone even hits the floor. Maintains total control of the situation. He doesn’t judge; he just handles it.
Hangover: Wakes up early. Fully functional. Maybe just a bit quieter. Looks at the others who are destroyed with a slight “I told you so” look.
High tolerance because he’s balanced, not reckless.
🥈 Carrier — 60–70%
During: Has high stamina. Laughs loudly and starts teasing everyone. Might pick a few arguments. Never admits he’s drunk.
In the chaos: Laughs when Mophead falls. Only interferes if things get actually dangerous. Pretends he’s sober even when he clearly isn’t.
Hangover: Mild headache. Extremely cranky. Ignores any weakness. If you make a noise near him, you’ll regret it.
High physical resistance, but emotionally unstable.
🥉 Monroe — 40%
During: He doesn’t drink to prove anything. He drinks so no one feels alone or awkward. He stays mostly quiet, smiles softer, and gets slower instead of louder. He usually knows when he’s reaching his limit, but hesitates to be the first one to stop.
In the chaos: He’s the first to notice when something is off especially with Mophead. If things turn physically risky, he steps in immediately. But when it comes to emotional matters, he hesitates, second-guessing whether it’s his place to interfere.
Hangover: Real headache. Remembers everything. A little withdrawn the next day, quietly wondering if he should’ve handled things differently. Still makes sure everyone else is okay before dealing with himself.
Responsible, but deeply insecure about overstepping.
💀 Mophead — -0%
During: First sip: “it’s bitter.” Second: turning red. Third: floor. World spinning, blurred vision, sweating. Leans his head on Monroe because the room won’t stop moving.
In the chaos: Tries to drink more to keep up. Needs to be physically stopped. His body goes into a chemical panic. Completely dependent on the others.
Hangover (lasting days): Extreme nausea. Very dramatic. Crying. Swears he’s dying. “I’m never drinking again.”
Sensitive body + overloaded mind = instant disaster.
Extra: Eriche (HC) — 70–80%
During: Handles it well. Becomes more dissociated and less expressive. Doesn’t lose control easily.
Emotional meaning: Not because he’s “strong,” but because he’s already living life numb.
Akuma no Riddle Class Black playing Uno headcanons
it gets wild
Before they even started Chitaru confiscated Hitsugi's bear and put it somewhere she couldn't reach because she is not having a repeat of last time Hitsugi played Uno
Right off the bat Suzu uses a reverse card which leads to Isuke then immediately skipping Mahiru
then everyone gets distracted having an intense discussion about the scariest bird (started by Hitsugi) and now they can't remember who's turn it was
Haru gets the game starting again by changing the color to yellow and Haruki then spends an entire minute drawing from the deck because she doesn't have a yellow card and she's only stopped when Isuke takes her cards to look at them and then points out she could've changed the color with a wild card that she got 20 draws ago
anyways the color is blue now but that is quickly forgotten because Chitaru and Isuke are now having an argument over if sphinx/hairless cats are cute and Isuke is about to physically fight Chitaru because she can't accept the fact that a cat that looks like an uncooked chicken is cute
Kouko stops their argument by suddenly continuing the game and skipping Shiena's turn
Nio however, wasn't done watching the argument and starts it back up
Haruki had to prevent Isuke from throwing hands with Chitaru
Hitsugi then uses a reverse card and it's Shiena's turn again
the game goes on as normal for a few minutes until Otaya plays a reverse card, making it Nio's turn again
Nio then responds by playing a reverse card and oh god now they're having a war with the reverse cards
Everyone is now annoyed by the reverse card war, wishing the game could just continue instead of Nio and Otaya seeing who has more reverse cards
Suzu is staring off into a random direction likes she's a character from The Office looking into the camera
Tokaku is wishing she is anywhere else right now
Kouko thinks she just lost her last scrap of sanity
Oh thank god Otaya ran out of reverse cards and now the game can continue
Sumireko then places down a reverse card and oh god hell breaks loose
Otaya is losing her shit
Kouko might be crying
Shiena leaves the room because she can't do this anymore
someone starts playing Baby Shark on their phone just to annoy everyone even more
Chitaru leaves to go outside and get fresh air because she's now stressed
Haru is trying to calm everyone down
At some point Mahiru ends up deescalating things and everyone's playing again
midway through the rules have changed and draw 4s are now stackable, leading to Suzu drawing 24 cards
apparently the game has been going on for a while because now Shinya is here instead of Mahiru
Chitaru, Hitsugi, Shiena, Kouko, Isuke and Haruki leave to go grab snacks(Shiena mostly going just because she doesn't want to be here anymore)
Nio then starts instigating for a fight to break out between Otaya and Tokaku
Suzu, Haru and Sumireko manage to keep them from fighting
Everyone else comes back with snacks, Shiena looks traumatized and Isuke immediately announces that Kouko shot and killed a nun and now Kouko has to explain her religious trauma with Clover Home. Yay!
Kouko also explains that the only reason the whole thing with the nun happened was because Haruki and Isuke decided to sneak off to go make out and when everyone went looking for them a nun from Clover Home saw Kouko
they rejoin the game and everything starts going smoothly
That is until someone's alarm in their phone goes off, it was Shiena's reminding her to take her estrogen pills. The thing is she couldn't find them when she swears she brought them
Suzu helps Shiena find them while everyone else continues playing
Half of them are tired and then everyone learns that Nio was making sure to make the game as long as possible by using certain rules
At that point everyone who is tired decides to quit leaving Shinya, Chitaru, Haru, Otaya, Nio, Sumireko and Suzu playing once Suzu came back from helping Shiena
Suzu ends up winning the game, having been playing the long game ever since she used her first turn to use a reverse card
To the tribe leaders have you even seen the humans bribe your people with human food? Desserts anything? Did you ever get to try any human foods?
Aszil: I believe this question has been asked before, but yes and it's become more common in Mount Pillar. There has been an increasing amount of human sightings, it seems the players have realized just how much my people love sugar. As long as it remains for harmless purposes, I will allow it. And yes, I've tried chocolate before. These days, I prefer dark.
Chaor: Lucky you, your tribe doesn't attract the malcontents.
Aszil: Trust me, we get problem players.
Chaor: If the players wish to try and bargain with my people that way, it's their choice. Not our fault if they get coded for it. Also, human food isn't very interesting for me. Won't turn down any meat, though.
Theb-Sarr: I haven't tried any of their food, but Peyton and a few other humans are still bringing water to Mipedim. I too allow it, but I've seen how thirst can be used as a weapon. Which is why I expect my soldiers to assure that doesn't happen.
Maxxor: I can't remember if I've human food before, but it doesn't seem that different from ours. I have seen some humans offering food to my people in Kiru City. Mostly for the warriors, but a couple were offering them to those not so fortunate. To which I won't stop them. I just hope they're doing it with good intentions.
Theb-Sarr: They should be fine. Unlike Chaor, your tribe attracts those goodie-two-shoes players.
Maxxor: And some a little too devoted to us.
Theb-Sarr: I consider my tribe lucky then, if the worst Mipedian players have to offer is Peyton.
Insanely good at keeping secrets. If you tell him you accidentally killed someone he'd take it to the grave (especially if you asked him personally not to tell anyone)
Also incredibly good at telling when someone is lying. But looks like a freaking demon while doing so. Will stare at you with a deep frown and narrowed eyes, figuring out if you're lying with just the slightest change in your voice. And then proceeds to call you out on it.
Will hold a grudge. If you get coffee on his clothes he won't talk to you all day.
Love language is physical touch and intellect (DUH lmao). He's a touch-starved bean, but will absolutely fall in love if his significant other is smart. But not as smart as him or it'll be a competition.
He'd also fall in love with a total idiot. Like an I forgot to flush the toilet, accidentally burnt the toast kind of idiot.
You have to kill him to make him sleep (not in my story tho lmao)
He has a weakness for bargains. Will perk up with interest the second you suggest one. Like "Okay, how about this-" Syntax looks up sharply, eyes laser-focused on you. "If you go to bed with me, I'll watch you finish constructing your doo-hickey tomorrow. And I'll also listen to you explain everything."
Boom. Sealed. He's a sucker for boasting his big brain. He'll sit you in his chair as he moves around the room, or even in his lap if he's sitting down, going into deep detail about everything.
You understand none of it, but at least he's sleeping.
Gets jealous easily. If someone so much as smiles your way he's all glares and stiff replies until you're back home. Then he'll devise a plan to track said person down and figure out if they already have a partner. If they do, they're safe, but if they don't - well, they'd better prepare for a very personal and deadly warning at their doorstep.
Actually loves to cook. Like as long as you're cooking with him, he won't mind preparing dinner for the clan.
Is the reason spam calls are a thing. Don't ask. It's because of you.
Secretly judges everyone. Will tell you exactly what he thinks, no matter what. He may be very blunt, but he has a high emotional intelligence, so will refrain from saying something hurtful. He'll just put it in a nicer way.
Has a few pet names for you but mostly calls you by your name. Called you darling once and he's never been the same. Neither have you.
Loves calling you darling now.
HUNTSMAN
Actually believes taking you to a wrestling match is a fantastic idea for a date. He's all like "Weaklings. I could beat all of them to a pulp. See now, why you're so lucky to have me instead of these twerps?" You do love it but sometimes wish he could like- actually take you out.
With a knife? Or on a date? Who knows.
Will definitely touch you inappropriately. He'll smack your ass to catch you off guard, or he'll sit you in his lap in front of everyone. Just for fun. I mean, he won't instigate anything unless you're somewhere private and he can tell you want to get feisty.
Walks around shirtless at least half the time. It pisses the hell out of Syntax but you find it kind of adorable. Besides, he has a nice set of abs so it's not like you don't get a view.
This man sleepwalks. One time you followed him all the way to the local market. He was SLEEPING and you're lucky you caught him because while at the market he tried to steal a few packages of meat. Eyes closed. Everyone thought he was crazy.
Hates electronics. It's most likely because Syntax is obsessed with them. Will definitely swipe your phone and hide it so you can spend time together.
Will seize the opportunity to show off his weaponry.
this man will freaking carry you to his quarters if necessary, all to show you the newest weapon he'd crafted. He's super prideful, and any complement will only boost his ego. But if you don't, then he literally won't talk to you and instead polish his knives. All while refusing to let you leave.
Incredibly stubborn. Bro hates it when you give him the silent treatment. Will literally lock you in his room until you guys work shit out. Yes, this includes him glaring daggers at you from the bathroom or whatever.
Is a huge boast, and a bit of a blacksmith, hence why he makes his own knives and shit.
Love language is gifts and mutual respect. If you clearly show how much you respect and love him with gifts or whatever, he's head over heels. Won't admit it, but still. Not much of a physical person unless he's in the mood.
Instant death for those who wrong you.
He's very quick to judge, like always assumes the worst kind of guy.
PET NAMES. THIS DUDE. Pet names in public, in private, in bed, you name it. And he'll come up with the weirdest shit in history.
GOLIATH
A gentle giant - literally. He's a cinnamon roll and will offer to carry you anywhere if you want.
Gullible. He'd give you a 20 if it's all he had, but he'd also kill someone he doesn't even know if you claimed they needed to stop breathing. Like it was a JOKE and LUCKILY you stopped him.
He's very considerate, like won't say anything that's meant to insult unless the other deserves it. When it comes down to you, compliments and gifts galore.
Love language is gifts. Spider demons are suckers for gifts, and even Syntax is starting to lean towards them. Goliath likes homemade things, he considers them more meaningful than something purchased at the store. He won't refuse something store-bought, though, cause it's from you.
Enjoys poetry, and will always show you the newest poem he devised.
Ok they're terrible and mostly involve shit you don't understand, but you admire his dedication.
Will DEFINITELY knit with you, no matter what. If it's 3 in the morning and you're up for knitting a sweater, so be it. Bro will go through hell and back for you.
Is the first one to comment on how empty the fridge is, and also the first one to fill it up. Everyone else is just lazy. Yes he fills it up with only partially edible things like berries or severed limbs. No, you don't vomit, you just gag.
Really wants to go shopping with you, like out and about, but can't wear a disguise since he so big.
DEFINITELY uses his size to his advantage. And he'll be the worst tease about it. If you need to go through the door, he'll stand in your way like "what's the fucking password, tiny baby." But without the fucking. Cause he's a pure boi and wouldn't swear even if you threatened him.
Calls you sweetheart most of the time.
Is more of a listener than a talker, so he'll stare at you with starry eyes as you explain something, nodding along and only providing commentary when necessary.
Really, really enjoys music. Will lay on the floor with you for hours listening to your favorite songs.
Mentally, he's a stone wall. Like for a soft guy you'd think he's sensitive, right? Nope. Not only can he take three full grown men at once, but he can also take insults like a pro. Nothing phases him - unless it comes from the people he cares about. That's where the tables turn.
But hey, you've only insulted him once and you never did again.
SPIDER QUEEN
Spoils you like a pro. You want that? The manager will die if he refuses.
Babe has a heart of gold. First on her bucket list is conquering the world, and second is making sure you're the happiest person alive. You know nothing of this list and never will.
She complains a lot. Honestly, it's like she has a set of expectations for you. No really.
Can't cook to save her life - unless she's making her personal stew. No one knows what goes in it. If she tried making something normal like pancakes you'd end up with a burning stove.
Has a difficult time apologizing. She's the Queen, for crying out loud.
But if she's made a mistake, she WILL make it up to you.
Let's say you and her are arguing, the normal, all fun and games, until she says something surprisingly hurtful and you're rendered speechless. She'd drop all retorts, eyes wide, and approach you slowly while saying, "Oh. Oh, hell, is it something I said?"
Love language? You guessed it. GIFTS.
Babe will put on a brilliant disguise in order to visit the nearest market to buy that thing you'd stared at for only five seconds.
Yes, she notices everything.
You sneeze? She'd chuck a tissue box in your direction. You yawn? Pillow to the face.
She'd act nonchalant about it, like it's the most normal thing ever to take care of you as though you were her own kiddo. But really, she's just hoping you get better so she doesn't feel bad when berating you.
Will host long conversations with you, mostly discussing opinions. She's a very opinionated person and most of her actions are motivated by what she thinks of the subject.
Considers cold showers a death threat.
Next time you walk in after she showers, you're blinded by steam. And the Spider Queen STILL says the water was lukewarm.
Won't do anything that doesn't fit into her schedule.
LOVES PRANKS.
OH MY GAWD. Ok half the time she pranks you out of boredom, and it's a silent command to entertain her, but other times she just loves making you mad.
I've really been getting into the Chaotic TV Show/Card game again and after watching most of the episodes, I came up with some headcanons for the show and characters. So, I'm going to start posting some of them here. And I'll start with the Headcanons I have for the main man of the show Tom Majors. I'd love to hear any feedback or other ideas other people have on these. And yes, I'm going to be using the season two are for stuff if I can. I just prefer that art style.
Tom doesn't actually have a lot of friends. Either in the real world or Chaotic. Notice how in the series we almost never really see him hang out with anyone outside his main friend. Tom's always around Kaz, Peyton, and Sarah. When CoolTom seems to be stealing his friends away from him he's pretty much all alone without them. Plus, I think he's the only character who hasn't mentioned or shown having another person in chaotic that they hang out with. Tom's oddly kind of a non-social guy.
Doesn't get along with other Overworld players. From what we see of Chaotic, a lot of Overworld players have what I'd call "Overworlder Supremacy". They not only don't like non-Overworld players but they refuse to use any creatures that aren't Overworlders. They find it to be a disservice to their Overworld cards. Tom got over that in "Silent Sands" and he often butts heads with players who think that way. So, he just doesn't hang out with a lot of Overworld users.
He takes his losses really really hard. He always gets so down on himself when he loses in the show and it's clear that when it happens it really gets to him. Even when he loses to his friends. In his matches with Peyton and Sarah, it's clear that he really hated it and he took the losses personally. Kaz might have been the one to re-battle every opponent he ever lost to, but I think Tom is the one who takes his losses the hardest between the two.
He's got a minor reputation as being a coward. In the show, he's forfeited at least three matches because he realized something was wrong in Perim and went to go help. But since he only explains that to his friends, a lot of players assume he's just a wimp who surrenders when he's losing. That being said, Tom doesn't care. Both because he cares more about what happens in Perim then his reputation in Chaotic and because he'll shut them up by beating them in the dromes.
In terms of raw talent at Chaotic, he's probably the best out of his friends. He's shown early on to have a knack for the game, and while he does get a good few losses, his wins are often the most impressive or creative in the show. Plus, he seems to have a real knack for using unusual cards or strategies. How he used Bodal, how he used Tianne despite not playing Mipedians much, scanning a bunch of stat boosted creatures to beat Hottek. Tom definitely shows that what he lacks in his friends experience in the game, he manages to make up for using quick thinking.
: IVE HAE THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND I MISS BEING CHAOTIC DAMN
ALSO 69 FOLLOWER SPECIAL THANKS FOR LIKE 87 FOLLOWERS
MONDSTAT
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Number one
wind man (Venti)
are you BLIND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
he’ll be awake at three am
wind man:
we should do this
y/n: ya know what you only live once and I wanna shit in a pool
Venti is the most chaotic in the modern area be careful
his camera roll is full of memes and pictures of him throwing shit
when he goes to your house he literally raids your entire pantry omg
when you to go grocery shopping this bitch will scream and cry all because you forgot his cereal 🧍♂️
“YOU BITCH YOU FORGOT MY ČĖřèÄĹ 👹” “VENTI SHUT UP YOUR CAUSING A SCENE”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” everyone in the store will be looking at you, as you rush to buy his ceral
all he does is eat and he dont gain weight “you eat so much you should stop or you’ll get fat” “well look whos talking y/n” YOU-
wind man: y/n whys the pantry locked
y/n: cause you need to be healthy and eat CARROTS
WINDE MAN : NO YOU BITCH IM STEALING YOUR CREDIT CARS 🏃♀️💨
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KAEYA
not as chaotic as venti but he still is
defiantly listens to niki minaj
sexy titty man: Y/N DID YOU STEAL MY NIKI MINAJ PERFUME 😡😡😡😡👿
y/n : what
sexy titty man : WELL DID YOU
y/n: you left it in your car please stop threating me *sobs* 😭😭😭
sexy titty man: if its not there im going to PUNISH YOU KITTEN 😈😈😈😈😈
y/n IM CRYING PLEASE STOP
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so yea kaeya is something his phone is full of picture of him just him and this
(IM CRYING I FOUND THIS ON AMAZON )
he threatens you with it
sexy titty man: y/n did you steal my james charles make up palette
y/n: gross no
sexy titty man ARE YOU SURE
y/n: PLEASE ITS IN THE KITCHEN JUST DON’T
sexy titty man okay thanks~😘
he has tiktok and its mostly mentally ill shit (same)
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RAZOR
smh so hes chaotic but not like
bark: y/n
y/n : o>O uhm go off
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He’ll make the weirdest comments like one time y’all went to mcdonalds and he drank the sprite instead of sayin it tastes like tv static he said it tastes like alien piss
y/n : ... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALIEN PI-
he just eats shit in your fridge i mean ALL THE MEAT RAW OR COOKED THIS MAN WILL RISK SALMONELLA
“razor STOP EATING MY MEAT YOU’LL GET SICK” “GRRRRRRRR BAKR BARK GRR SNARL GRRRR”
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BennEtt
honestly he has memes on his phone but there not as JUICY AS MINE 😩
he got memes like this
he likes the song SHIT by bo burnham
bad boy : Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ZHONGLI GOT NO EYE BROWS 😭😭😭
y/n : yo wtf who took sexy mans eye brows 🤨
you bought him a plushie of a cow and keeps loosing it 🧍♂️
bad boy: I LOST EXTRA BEFF AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭
y/n: WTF AGAIN THIS IS THE 60TH TIME
BAD BOY: YOUR COUNTING
y/n: YUP
BAD BOY: 😭😭😭😭😭
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Albedo
hes not chaotic your the chaotic one in this relationship 😒
y/n:
lmfao that arrested my cat]
bread: really? they can do that? how interesting
y/n: do you know what a joke is
Diluc
THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON LMFAO HES SO CONFUSED LIKE LITERALLY
1. There’s a team of photographers that go around Perim taking pictures of creatures from a distance or artist with sketch books that follows creatures and they’re stealthy as a ninja. They since their pictures to the card artist back on earth.Than, they used the pictures as reference to created cards. This explains how the card artists get the likeness of the creatures on the cards.
The rarity on the cards is based on how was to got a sketch or picture of a creature.
2. There’s a technician that makes sure that the code and the robots work properly. Codemasters report any errors or malfunctions to the technical and they can’t do anything until the technician gives the thumbs up. The technician has a workshop under chaotic.
3. The spiritlanders were descendants of creatures from all the other tribes that formed the tribe because they all either infinity loss fate in their tribe for peace with the others, were banish for not following their tribe ideals or felt to form their own tribe to be far from the wars.
