#silly lyrics

[theknucklehead]

Something interesting about Rhythm Heaven Groove is they added a special feature called "Silly Lyrics", in which they add English words that sound like Japanese words in the songs.

And needless to say, it is pretty hilarious. Reminds me of those early YouTube captions.

[food-lover9000]

The melody that fall upon my ears signals me/

Forget the umbrella and dance/

This is our terminal/

I can take you anywhere/

[hannah-deactivated20220725]

Ode to the Uteran Blues

TRIGGER/WHATEVER WARNING: This song is a vivid song about what it’s like once a month to have a uterus... do not read if you’re gonna bitch about how gross it is... if you can’t handle vivid imagery of blood and/or periods or anything like that.

This is silly, yes, but it is also very vivid in some of the struggles of menstruating.

You have been warned.

My uterus-owning friends... enjoy your new anthem. xD

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Soaking in a steaming hot tub Sweat beading down like I’ve entered a club When I first got in, steam was making me sweat But long before I’m through, I’m just cold and wet You turn my bath from clear to red It’s better in here than soaking my bedspread Sweating off the paaaain Filled with such disdaaain

This is my ode to the uteran blues All who has had one already knew And they’re probably singing along to this song Come on, my uteran friends, come sing along

Now it’s time to get out - ah crap Now all I want is to take a nap Because the instant that I step out of the bath I instantly regret it with that nauseating aftermath The pain bends me over with a nice little dry heave I just wish this ache in my insides would leave Thought I sweat off the pain But now I’m just bent over, crying and disdained

This is my ode to the uteran blues All who has had one already knew And they’re probably singing along to this song Come on, my uteran friends, come sing along

My Uteran lining is going bye bye bye Bent over, retching and tears in my eyes It’s time for bed but now I’m too awake So I try to distract myself with Beyonce and Drake But now I have one more tune to bop to So get ready, song, ‘cause my neighbors ‘bout to love or hate you

This is my ode to the uteran blues All who has had one already knew And they’re probably singing along to this song Come on, my uteran friends, come sing along

[shadowstarkanada]

The Meme Death of the Universe

The dog with his coffee is having a day You know what he says but he isn't okay! Nyan-cat's coming, don't you know he's brave Rainbow tail's waving, hope the dog she'll save!

All your base are belong to us! All your base are belong to us! So make your time No chance to survive All your base are belong to us!

Is the world on fire or drowning under water? Why not both? asks someone's daughter Heard you liked your memes so I put some in a song But then you called Objection! so I know that I was wrong

All your base are belong to us! All your base are belong to us! So make your time No chance to survive All your base are belong to us!

That sweet, sweet eart won't blow itself to bits And the weird green man's putting fingers on the pits I was standing by the stairs when I heard the sirens blare Looked out the window, shook my head at the lens flare (someone thought we needed more)

All your base are belong to us! All your base are belong to us! So make your time No chance to survive All your base are belong to us!

[shadowstarkanada]

Inside/Outside

They say there's a game,  I don't like how it's played It's all open source,  but the content's all paid I won't visit you there,  no that river's too wide The name of the game is  Outside

Outside, the world is on a bender Inside, my life's beautiful and tender Outside, I think you're going crazy Inside, it's all a little hazy

You tell me touch grass  so what does that mean? I don't want to live out there beyond the machine! Got a pocket full of pixels  that make up all my streams And a cloud full of movies and songs for all my dreams

Outside, the world is on a bender Inside, my life's beautiful and tender Outside, I think you're going crazy Inside, it's all a little hazy

I see it quite enough  when I'm talking to my friends All the outside things they post All the news and all the trends I prefer it in my bubble Where I like what I can see There is world enough for you There is world enough for me

Outside, the world is on a bender Inside, my life's beautiful and tender Outside, I think you're going crazy Inside, it's all a little hazy

But sometimes out on the periphery I think I'm sensing something that maybe I can't see A sort of kind of longing, a yearning to be free And perhaps outside is the place that I should be...

(Are you kidding?)

Outside, the world is on a bender Inside, my life's beautiful and tender Outside, I think you're going crazy Inside, it's all a little hazy

[shadowstarkanada]

Branded Pipeline

(Welcome back, dear followers!)

I've got a Gucci bag and a Meta crystal charm Got a travel log getting longer than my arm I've got a rainbow flag with a Mickey Mouse on top You can get one too, see the swag in my shop!

How are you, fellow kids? Do you want to be like me? The world dancing on my string I get everything for free Won't you buy my latest merch? Won't you get me a Ko-Fi? Get a brand of your own That's the way, wannabe

She's a healthy girl, she makes sure that she eats clean For a limited time, she's got branded Lean Cuisine (yum!) He's a man who's tough, bouncing quarters on his pecs Get his Manscaped here, he's got a shaving need complex

How are you, fellow kids? Do you want to be like me? The world dancing on my string I get everything for free Won't you buy my latest merch? Won't you get me a Ko-Fi? Get a brand of your own That's the way, wannabe

Tradwife tradlife! Incels spin! Parasocial frenemies! Where will you begin?

Oh, my rainbow flag? Well, it had to go away Doesn't resonate with my sponsorships today But I love you still, and you've just gotta admit That the brand names are better that any counterfeit

How are you, fellow kids? Do you want to be like me? With the world upon my string I get everything for free Won't you buy my latest merch? Won't you get me a Ko-Fi? Get a brand of your own That's the way, wannabe

[shadowstarkanada]

Cookie Monster

There's a cookie in my heart that reminds me of you And it might be all wrong, and it might not be true But I think that it knows all of what you can be So the cookie in my heart lets me know what you should see

You can just come back for more Yeah, it's a sweet bit of sap I know exactly where you work And I know how to make you clap

There's a cookie in my heart that enables the store And it might just know your budget, which will help you to buy more And it tells me how to tell you what you really want to know Yeah the cookie in my heart always tells me what to show

I have so much more to give Yeah, it's a sweet bit of sap I know exactly where you live And I know how to make you clap

There's a cookie in my heart that provides me with your friends I know how your story starts, I know how your story ends Ain't it for the best that I deliver what you need? I know everything about you, I can customize your feed!

I know you pretty deep And the sap has made you plump I know exactly when you sleep And how high to make you jump

[shadowstarkanada]

Pwn the World

His name is Elmer Fudd He's got a mansion and a yacht I've got a three stage rocket And a city that I bought

I'm rotating the meme, Pray I don't rotate it more I've got wealth to the extreme Because I'm brilliant to my core

You ask what's the cost of plantains? I am building a plantation! You're asking 'bout my taxes But you know, I am the nation

I'm rotating the meme, Pray I don't rotate it more I've got wealth to the extreme Because I'm brilliant to my core

Might say a little something 'Bout the people who should vote It's not because I hate you! It's just governmental bloat!

I'm rotating the meme, Pray I don't rotate it more I've got wealth to the extreme Because I'm brilliant to my core

And it's all serious business For the wealthy and the poor If you haven't got the money You ain't getting through my door

I'm rotating the meme, Pray I don't rotate it more I've got wealth to the extreme Because I'm brilliant to my core