#silvokrent

[redux-iterum]

Mouse, Teasel, and Lizard are the epitome of “Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?” “You’re a hazard to society.” “And a coward. Do 20.”

Teasel, Lizard and Mouse, in that order.

[dedalvs]

Excuse me, but you can't say that you have "even better spoons now" and not follow through. I believe a demonstration is in order.

I have new spoons, black as midnight!

Though...they do show water spots quite readily...

BUT STILL! BEHOLD!

Look at how well they nestle! COUNTENANCE THEIR SNUGGLING!

These are two snuggly spoons, and they're of the same size.

Now...

Why would it be relevant that spoons of the same size be able to spoon comfortably?

Get ready...

[seekerquest]

[itsclydebitches]

Okay, but like... Ambrosius needs specific directions for creating something - what it's made of, how it functions, etc. Do you think he'd be pedantic enough to refuse Cinder's request if she couldn't explain how fire works? Cinder's plan to murder Watts is foiled because she failed high school chemistry lol. Ambrosius just dismissively looks down at her and asks in a stern, teacherly voice: "Is fire a highly-ionized gas, or a weak plasma? If you want full credit you need to show your work."

The real answer: Cinder gets her wish because Ambrosius just needs a reference and she can summon up fire at will to show him 

The funny answer: Cinder doesn’t get her wish because she doesn’t know a thing about the composition of the element she wields and Ambrosius is absolutely Like That 

Cinder: You cannot expect me to believe that Ruby Rose explained to you the exact construction of an interdimensional gateway to Vacuo!

Ambrosius: Idk what to tell you, lady. Rules are rules. If you can’t explain to me the exact makeup of this thing, how it functions, and what it does, I can’t make it. 

Cinder: What do you mean “this thing”? It’s fire!

Ambrosius: I’m a genie in a bottle staff. I’ve never seen a fire in my life. 

Cinder: I never even went to school! How am I supposed to know what it’s made of? 

Ambrosius, examining his nails: Wow, that’s like... totally not my problem. 

[rwbyconversations]

If it's not rude, do you mind me asking why you don't disable anonymous asks? I get so angry on your behalf seeing people come into your inbox just to trash-talk you on all of the valid points you make. At the very least, it would force your stalkers to either stop harassing you, or out themselves (and make it possible for you to block them). (Also, thank you for making that post about the Yang/Raven merch. As someone with an abusive parent, ew. What an awful message to send to your audience.)

Oh I’m actually on the way to doing it now. Last time I turned off anons, very predictably, none of my stalkers shit-talked me unless they were doing it behind accounts I’m blocked from seeing which is the definition of water off my wings.  

I largely left it open because sometimes people like sending questions without having to make an account or log in. But these days, the stalker anons have been over-shadowing the regular amount and it’s not even a mental health thing like it was last time. I’m doing fine.

It’s just gotten really boring dealing with it week in week out. It’s not even super funny to dunk on them anymore, it’s just kinda sad that anywhere between one and five people are so furious at my blog that they keep going in just to scream at me because I think Ironwood is badly written/that rwby got bad/that I dare be LGBT and say RWBY’s rep is bad/so on and so forth. Like I said last time, I ain’t forcing people to read this, they’re the ones getting super mad. All they do is prove my points about the RWBY fandom and its huge inability to take criticism which has this point more damage to the fandom’s reputation than I ever could

But yeah. They’re off now. 

[artsbysmarty]

Why did you have to draw Oobleck and Tyrian so well, damn you. I already have enough ships living in my head rent-free without you ADDING TO THE LIST. >:(

;) I’m happy to be of service~

[warriorsredux]

Working on that.

For those of you in the RWBY fandom, here’s a blog I’ve been notified is doing a Redux of the worldbuilding! It’s pretty neat so far. Think y’all might like it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

I felt the overwhelming need to tell you that your teeth shirt is radiating Ms. Frizzle vibes, and it looks amazing on you.

hey, thanks! i’ve been leaning towards the frizzle stage of my life cycle a lot more recently, and it’s a lot of fun. sorry to anyone who has to look at me