#simon dempsey

[shitpostempire]

[country-cookie]

David Thorne - you are a LEGEND! I didn't stopped laughing between the top of the page to the bottom of the page...

[iamsibob]

Nice prank from David Thorne here. Its made me think of all the CMS systems I've had direct access to over the years, yet have never done anything quite this funny ...

[7andaswitch-blade]

"I once read about five monkeys that were placed in a room with a banana at the top of a set of stairs. As one monkey attempted to climb the stairs, all of the monkeys were sprayed with jets of cold water. A second monkey made an attempt and again the monkeys were sprayed. No more monkeys attempted to climb the stairs. One of the monkeys was then removed from the room and replaced with a new monkey. New monkey saw the banana and started to climb the stairs but to its surprise, it was attacked by the other monkeys. Another of the original monkeys was replaced and the newcomer was also attacked when he attempted to climb the stairs. The previous newcomer took part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Replacing a third original monkey with a new one, it headed for the stairs and was attacked as well. Half of the monkeys that attacked him had no idea why. After replacing the fourth and fifth original monkeys, none had ever been sprayed with cold water but all stayed the fuck away from the stairs.

Being here longer than me doesn't automatically make your adherence to a rule, or the rule itself, right. It makes you the fifth replacement monkey. The one with the weird red arse and the first to point and screech when anyone approaches the stairs. I would be the sixth monkey, at home in bed trying to come up with a viable excuse not to spend another fruitless day locked in a room with five neurotic monkeys." - David Thorne

http://27bslash6.com/timesheets.html

[lordrickonn]

[nz-ny-blog-blog]

The bain of my life. Timesheets.

I understand that following a set of rules saves you from having to make decisions but, as you are well aware, all branding services provided by this company are charged at a fixed quote and price. As such, time spent doing time-sheets might be better spent questioning the logic of requiring time-sheets to calculate a fee that has already been agreed upon.

[vasolinetigers-blog-blog]

[wearethelastgenerationofhope]

I don't really have anything against Simon apart from the fact that he likes the band Nickelback and has no sense of humour; I just get bored

David Thorne